auto putter

Y’all just got trolled.

Geoffrey stuck an auto putter up his ass

by Penis287372 October 10, 2019

Auto Felching

When a man sticks his extra long cock into his asshole and proceeds to pleasure himself until he cums in his throbbing anus. Following this he cranes his neck backwards until he can suck the cum out of his anus to recycle it for the next session.

Ever since I learned about auto felching ive never once ran out of cum.

by 1800cumshot August 3, 2019

Auto Paraphrase

An auto paraphrasing application is the best way to plagiarize internet articles.

Little billy used an auto paraphrase tool to cheat

by Enderp October 12, 2017

freudian auto-slip

A freudian slip as suggested by your keyboard suggestions or autocorrect

Guy 1: I was texting this girl and when I typed "We should" my keyboard suggested I put "fuck" even tho we hadn't hooked up yet
Guy 2: Oh damn, the ol' freudian auto-slip

by tem 2 fivety four member June 27, 2017

auto-open

Any person with a bad sense of privacy or confidentiality. Will repeat things shared in confidence and then say you never said it was a secret. People who share pictures of other people without asking.

Be careful of telling Sarah about your kinks, she's an auto-open.

by QuantumG March 15, 2018

Auto correct

The worst thing ever invented

Yo, stupid auto correct

by Nyan sans February 28, 2017

auto-dyslexic

When you type out a word and it auto corrects but in reality you're dyslexic so you get mad at yourself and the phone.

God dammit auto-dyslexic

by therealslimoprag March 7, 2017