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Used by men to describe all women in an offhanded way when expressing their real opinions will cause them great troubles. For example they could be under threat of being slapped and dumped by their girlfriends, or being punched and kicked into a pile by their buddies.
Example 1
Girlfriend: What is your impression of Nancy?
Boyfriend: (Long silence as he fights off the fantasy of being a drop of sweat that glided down her neck into her cleavage) Errrr, I think she's nice.
(Real opinion: I wish you have legs and nipples like hers.)

Example 2:
Peter: What do you think of my new girlfriend?
John: Hmmmm... I think she's nice.
(Real opinion 1: Oh god, she's smoking hot. I know who I'll be sleeping with when you go away for your next business trip.)
(Real opinion 2: She's such a loud bitch, how could you date a hag like this?)
by Dr. Fabulous May 21, 2004
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Nice ankles

Since women tend to bend at the waist when they look down, this phrase is a sure-fire way to get a nice look at their butts, while they try to figure out what is so nice about their ankles.
Jack: (to Jill) "Nice Ankles!"
Jill: (bending over to see her nice ankles) "Really?"
Jack: "Oh, most definitely!"
by rcuties December 21, 2008
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have a nice life

(Idiom.) What is said to someone after ruining thier life or leaving them to ruin it themselves.
by KuNg-fu jeSUS May 6, 2004
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nice

A word used to describe something, or a time that is, just perfect.
"This is nice."
"Like...just perfect nice?"
"Yeah... just perfect nice."
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by seltzer_cola October 14, 2007
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nice shotto

a cool phrase that is used when there is a nice move going on or something that is incredibly awesome.. has to be used in a cool phrase or moment and can be used sarcastically..
damn look at that move. NICE SHOTTO!!!

wow that was incredible. NICE SHOTTO!!!

wow u got pwned. NICE SHOTTO!!!
by Bill Klim March 20, 2008
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gym-nice-tics

When a situation does not involve being nice, but rather one being bad.
Saying "It's not called gym-nice-tics" after pwning a person.
by Justin-1234567890987654321 January 18, 2008
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