One who adheres, or appears to adhere, to traditional (boring) sexual preferences - a heterosexual or closeted gay male are the most obvious examples.
This neighborhood is comprised of married breeders in single-family homes, all painted white, tan or light blue, has no good restaurants, arts, or nightlife. Must be a bunch of retrosexuals.
by Pronoun Pusher July 7, 2022
Get the Retrosexual mug.A person whose identity revolves around excessive consumption of fossil fuels. Frequently seen committing acts of aggression with heavy off-road vehicles that have been modified to be as obnoxious and inefficient as possible. Also frequently seen blaming the price of gas on their political enemies, promoting anti-EV propaganda, and declaring that the entire scientific community is part of a worldwide conspiracy to take their truck away and force them to eat tofu and crickets.
A petrosexual tried to run me off the road this morning - my car captured the whole thing. He tried also tried to roll coal on me but I floored it and left him in the dust.
by domesticatedviking October 24, 2022
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A person whose identity revolves around the consumption of fossil fuels and conservative propaganda. Frequently seen committing acts of vehicular aggression toward EV's and cyclists, blaming their political enemies for rising fuel bills, and repeating talking points that have no basis in empirical reality.
A coal-rolling petrosexual in an F-350 tried to run me off the road. I floored it. He had no chance of catching up with me.
by domesticatedviking October 26, 2022
Get the Petrosexual mug.a lot like neogender, neosexuality is defined as a *different* type of sexuality. one where its.... more like you. instead of sticking to a label.
"What's your sexuality?"
"Oh! My sexuality is a neosexuality, I don't like using non specific labels."
"Oh okay! Makes perfect sense to me!"
"Oh! My sexuality is a neosexuality, I don't like using non specific labels."
"Oh okay! Makes perfect sense to me!"
by slushiithefurry December 15, 2022
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Get the Nerfsexual mug.John took Emily into the bathroom on Amtrack and had intercourse with her, it was a fun metrosexual experience.
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Get the Metrosexual mug.A veteran who subtly inflates his military service and often appearance to make himself more attractive in social circles. For instance, a former soldier who was a truck driver or cook, grows out an “operator beard,” gets swole at the gym, tells people he’s former military, and when they ask for specifics says, “I can’t talk about it.”
by RainyDayMax December 8, 2024
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