cold gold

Any ice cold light beer.

I could go for a cold gold right about now....

by mkillabatman February 13, 2017

Cold War

When your food in the microwave sounds like world war 2 but comes out cold.

(not to be confused with the conflict between the USA and Russia during the years 1947-1991)

When I pulled my spaghetti out of the microwave to prevent an explosion I found out that it was just a Cold War

by Ljones23 April 19, 2017

Cold Robbery

To steal from someone without using treats or violence, but only through coercion.

Sean told me this person (the dead guy) had attempted a "cold robbery" and Sean said he would kill anyone who tried to rob him again.

by Bruiser Bradley August 6, 2008

Cold Sensation

When a woman finds an ice block has been placed in her vagina.

"Dude did you just see Serena's face?"
"Yeah it looked like she was having a cold sensation!"

by Porridge217 April 15, 2012

Cold Munch

Whilst going down after a few light beverages you vomit on the pleasure box. However as you missed your last meal you lap it up and continue.

Whilst munching on the hairy garden Shaun vomitted peas and carrots. As he hadn't eat all day he continued his erotic feast mopping up with a nice slice of bread. A lovely cold munch.

by Lane Masters August 14, 2016

chemical cold

symptoms similar to having a cold such as the sniffles or congestion that are caused by the snorting of cocaine.

Are you sick, man?
Naww, I'm just coming down with a chemical cold from last night.

by fuckyeah91 June 4, 2011

pig cold

a standard cold or illness caught around the time of the swine flu epidemic. named as such due to the moment anyone claims to be unwell during this period they are instantly told they must have swine flu.

dave: james was coughing yesterday, we all thought it was swine flu, apparently he is better now, must have just been pig cold.

by Danny Hardcore July 28, 2009