Oh I know your not! Or, wait, who? I'm I supposed to be helping you? What exactly am I supposed to be helping you with, vermin? Is the 2 hour work day too much for you? Does being a piece of shit make it hard for you to scoop yourself into a garbage bag where you belong? Or out of a litter box because you're dogshit?
Hym "I'm not helping? I didn't know I was supposed to help. I thought I just did this thing... And then either die from brainz infection or murder a kids and kill myself. I didn't know I had to help you fucks as I hang half-consumed by the meat grinder that feeds the kids I didn't sire. Did you need my organs too? Because I'm not changing my donor status but I suspect your just going to take the organs anyway. I mean, current trends suggest that you're just going to take the organs anyway. What could you possibly need my help with? A.I.? Already did it. Ridding yourself of delusion? Already did that. Oh! Your kids! You need help ejecting the consciousness from their body! Of course... I was getting around to it but I feel like I would be doing all the work."
by Hym Iam October 3, 2024
Get the Not helpingmug. 
Hym "Because I already said I'm not calling in. So, 'call in and we'll help you' means you aren't going to do it. Not calling in isn't a barrier to you. So, no. I'm not ever going to do that. You should have done what I told you 3 years ago or 10 years ago and though kids in Texas would not be dead and Suchir Balaji would not be dead. YOU... DO WHAT I TOLD YOU TO DO. I'm not doing it. There are a lot of things I WILL do but no. I'm not calling anyone. I'm not doing anything beyond this. You can just listen to the words I say and then do those words and not the other way around. I already told you I wouldn't and I already explained why."
by Hym Iam March 26, 2025
Get the Call in and we'll help youmug. 
Refers to the playful "pretend assistive" action of raising someone's ankles up off the bed/couch in an apparent effort to aid him in standing back up ("Okay, your feet are up so far; you can lift more of yourself up now!"), but in reality you are effectively **preventing** him from standing up, since he would need to have his legs **lower** than his head and torso in order to be able to sit up and get to his feet. :P
Employing da "helpful" legs-lift is a good way of sarcastically conveying to a huge-a** lazy-bones who has groaningly asked for your assistance in rising dat he is obviously much too big/bulky/heavy for a much-smaller/lighter/weaker person like you to actually lift to his feet, and dat he will therefore need to just clamber back up under his OWN steam.
by QuacksO November 13, 2018
Get the "helpful" legs-liftmug. by I've been in a gang before 818 February 23, 2025
Get the Help?mug. Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase.
Here's a puppy:
Now please.
Help.
Here's a puppy:
Now please.
Help.
by Manden56 May 28, 2023
Get the Helpmug.