Eg. Derck: “Yo my Nigga you see the Asian guy”
Jake: “Yes my Nigga, I see him eating a shit ton of noodles, I think he should be called the Noodle King
Jake: “Yes my Nigga, I see him eating a shit ton of noodles, I think he should be called the Noodle King
by A Asian Guy November 24, 2018
Get the Noodle Kingmug. When a stream of water catapults up your butthole damaging the frontal lobe of your brain rendering you helpless.
Jim: Does anyone know why Travis has been out so long? He's missed a lot of work.
Banessa: I heard over the weekend his brother pushed him in the hot tub and he got a Jacuzzi Noodle.
Jim: Praying for a speedy recovery.
Banessa: I heard over the weekend his brother pushed him in the hot tub and he got a Jacuzzi Noodle.
Jim: Praying for a speedy recovery.
by Clo_d0n April 18, 2018
Get the Jacuzzi Noodlemug. When you have to defecate in the shower so you put your butthole against the drain and poop through it like a playdoh extruder.
by IpNyurButt December 19, 2020
Get the Shower noodlesmug. I was sitting in a restaurant and i saw 2 ladies in birkenstocks and flannel shirts and thought to myself, them some Noodle Rubbers.
by UnlovelyTomb June 30, 2017
Get the noodle rubbermug. by Stupotstuff April 19, 2017
Get the cyborg noodlemug. The divine art of making noodles and then yeeting them down the buttcheeks, and absolutely blasting that ass apart.
"And as she lay there bare not worse for wear, he assaulted her cheeks with his noodle beaks and that gave her a scare." - WTA23 aka Noodle Buttcheek Connoisseur
by Kiendra January 16, 2021
Get the Noodle Buttcheekmug. Relatively close to the Dirty Sanchez the Fladoodle Noodle is when you are getting fucked while eating any type of noodles.
by MynameisDalton October 19, 2010
Get the Fladoodle Noodlemug.