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Giraffe Money

Term used to describe how much money a wealthy person has.
Being able to ask how much a giraffe would cost.
"That nigga's got giraffe money."
by Mister 22 April 29, 2004
mugGet the Giraffe Moneymug.

fiat money

Money that is only money because some government says that it is.
There's no gold or silver backing greenbacks.
by octopod January 16, 2004
mugGet the fiat moneymug.

Money Boner

When a guy gets an instant erection from receiving a very large amount of money.
stock broker: Dude, I just made 2 mil on that trade, I have such a huge money boner right now.
by Finishingsomething March 4, 2012
mugGet the Money Bonermug.

new money

The first definition says "The opposite of Paris Hilton"
I would like to correct that. Paris Hilton is new money, as her father made a big amount of money in little time. Her father. She is by no means old money.

A perfect example of an old money family is the Vanderbilt family.

New money is characterised by SUVs, Dolce & Gabanna, Juicy Couture...
New money individuals are looked down upon by old money individuals. However, the biggest snobs are new money as they haven't received a proper education and don't have manners, so they become unbearable people.
Jenny (new money): Oh my god, look at that girl, what is she wearing! Someone get her a trash can, hahahah. Where is my Gucci?

Selena (old money) (thinking): What an attitude.
by fromnh June 2, 2010
mugGet the new moneymug.

Youtube Money

Getting paid by Youtube to make videos
Hey there, you're hott, wanna come to my pad? My bed's made out of youtube money

I get the youtube money and the youtube money/get the youtube money/and the views gonna come/I get the youtube money and the youtube money/get the youtube money/and you get none...a a a o o o, a a a o o o, a a...
by JizzCooler October 9, 2010
mugGet the Youtube Moneymug.

nigger money

This is what we call non existant money.
Fuck d00D I've got nigger money today!
by WaterandWine March 8, 2007
mugGet the nigger moneymug.

stupid money

When you're so rich you can justify purchasing just about anything no matter how rediculous it is
Look at what that guy just bought, he must have stupid money
by zylo47 June 25, 2007
mugGet the stupid moneymug.

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