Shiz nipples

When you are frustrated or disappointed, you yell this.

"shiz nipples, we had homework!?"

by Clontarf January 20, 2012

Nipple Crunch

A clamping pressure on the nipple, more intense than a pinch but not as painful as a twist. May be used as a medical technique to arouse an unconscious patient.

Claudia was so exhausted from sewing that she fell into a coma. The doctors tried to wake her with a nipple crunch but were unsuccessful.

by MindsEye7 October 17, 2011

Nipple Nap

being stupid

"Why are you such a nipple nap"

by calling someone January 30, 2023

Arm Nipples

When your Nipple slides into your pit.

My Arm Nipples wont go away said Reilyn.

by Nip Trip July 21, 2017

Hippo Nipple

A glass of chocolate milk with a bomb shot of Hpnotiq in it. Like a hippos nipple - it’s full of nourishing milk, but is dangerous to drink from and packs a punch.

“The last thing Nelson and Jacob remembering is pouring glasses of chocolate milk and shots of Hpnotiq for their hippo nipples. After that, the night was a blur.”

by 989goose November 23, 2022

Nipple Flair

If a woman were to have intercourse with a man who possessed a cold, then she could be in danger of Nipple Flair. This disease tends to last for about 2-3 weeks. If your doctor confirms that you have Nipple Flair than you will need to go home and not go outside. This sickness will cause a woman’s nipples to be extremely cold. If you get Nipple Flair than you must not have sex or go outdoors. Both activities with cause your tits to heat up to temperatures around 400 degrees. Some woman try to obtain Nipple Flair because during the short period that it lasts the female with be able to produce cum from her jugs. You would not need a male to create a baby if you had Nipple Flair, this fact makes a lot of feminists very happy. Also the disease may shrink your lungs until you die.

Zeva: Abby I need you to come over to my house right now!
Abby: What’s wrong!
Zeva: Tony gave me Nipple Flair and I need you to help me clean up the giz off my couch.
Abby: Ok I’ll be right their.
Zeva: Bring a switchblade, I might need to cut my nipples off.

by Bubba the Gimp January 7, 2021

omelette nipple

Slang term for a nipple on wide breast, often a manboob. The width of the tit leads to the nipple folding with half of the nipple on the top portion of the breast and half on the underside. The tip of the tit is the filling in this delicious omelette.

"Logan has big omelette nipples." -- Roman

by BB7373737 July 16, 2023