Napoleon Dynamite

Napoleon is very sexy. Do not quote him for it makes you look dumb. He has very sexy hair and eyes and face and lips especially. I luv him. He's so cute.

Stupid Child: My lips hurt real bad!
Me: *punches child in lips* Now they hurt worse! Do not misquote or overquote my love! *continues to hit child*

by Nyaaaaa! April 17, 2005

nasl

name,age,sex,location ; ofthen used in chat rooms
to "hook up"

prettiiprinccess_
hey
jakes8trr
nasl?
prettiiprinccess_
jenn,18,f,cali
hbu?
jakes8trr
jake,19,m,cali
2 cali kidss

by jasii bbyy January 17, 2009

nasal masturbation

Sticking a Q-tip in one's nose to tickle the inner nose and induce sneezing, usually in order to clear a stuffy nose.

I had a severely stuffed nose, but a bit of nasal masturbation cleared it right up!

by andrewc513 October 8, 2010

napolean dynamite

Probably the stupiest and most pointless movie ever made. Its about some weird kid with huge glasses that everyone quites over and over again. This movie should be taken out of all movie stores and erased from everyones memory.

SOME STUPID PERSON: Whatever i want GOD!
SOMEONE COOL: SHUT UP, NAPOLEAN DYNAMITE WAS THE STUPIEST MOVIE EVER MADE!

by sam channy April 23, 2005

Napoleon Dynamite

This was one of the best movies I've seen in a very very very long time! I saw it 6 times, and I even stayed at a hotel a night just to rent it off pay-per-view. It was sooo stupid... which made it awesome, and its really well done if you really think about it! I really cannot wait till comes out on DVD!

Tina! You fat lard come get some ham!

Napoleon: Grandma says she wants you gone when she gets back because you're eating all our steak and ruining peoples lives.

Grandma has a BOYFRIEND?!

by Gabriella C. December 5, 2004

Pre Nasal Drip

When semen comes out a chick's nose.

You know it.

by guesswho January 11, 2004

Nasal Gravy

After affect of nose sex

Man 1: I filled my girlfriend wit nasal gravy last night
Man 2: You jew loving kinky dawg

by Benny December 23, 2004