Egg in my ass

When you shove an egg in your ass to cook over easy style and the squeeze it so that it drips out fully cook and ready for consumption

MOM! I'm hungry can you make my an Egg in my ass(over easy) for me

Egg in my ass by Put you egg in my ass December 12, 2018

Fuck. My ass 

It’s means I want you to fuck my ass

I want you in my ass jerry so he put it in my ass
Fuck. My ass mom with your dildo

Fuck. My ass by My ass is open for you May 23, 2019

You make my ass want to carve stove wood

When someone really frustrates you or sort of angers you but you don't want to piss them off in return.

A phrase to express your frustration.

If your friend is constantly missing the point or keeps making the same mistake over and over.

You would say, man, you make my ass want to carve stove wood.

You make my ass want to carve stove wood by SkyukaDave July 22, 2007

chapping my ass 

An action referring to the present tense in which you are currently making your asshole raw, red and chaffed; leading to later discomfort.

(On the phone) "Hey buddy, yeah we're all out of the double quilted extra-soft toilet paper, I'm chapping my ass right now with some discount sand-paper bull-shit. This is gonna hurt in the morning... Ok, yeah I'll see yeah." (hangs up phone)

chapping my ass by Willie Block May 23, 2009

riding my ass 

forcing anal sex upon one

My prison mate began riding my ass from day one

riding my ass by Elmo Lincolnhead February 6, 2007

poop the come out of my ass 

Usually used to confuse someone, or degrade them, by saying that they are the poop the come out of my ass.

Phrase founded by a n00b on zenhexand now used by many.

Person1: Why do you not like me?
Person2: Poop the come out of my ass.

Person1: I luv GC!!!
Person2: Poop the come out of my ass.

Person1: Are you listening?
Person2: Poop the come out of my ass.

etc...

poop the come out of my ass by Shimmer March 6, 2005

Grab my ass day 

On October 19 grab that booty and become one

It’s Grab my ass day and ima grab some ass

Grab my ass day by Kayla2000 October 18, 2018