Mondo

A very attractive woman or man.

Penelope Cruz is mondo.

by menepoopoo May 16, 2018

mondo

An extremely large turd that exceeds the average size of the male genitalia that is kept intact in one piece.

Reginald: Hey Dorothy, did you receive my snap of my fat mondo?
Dorothy: You're fucking gross.

by marmarfaggots July 21, 2018

mando

To friendly greet someone or something.

To alert!

mando short for dipfuck

lilpoodle: Hey Mando!
mexicutioner: Hey Mando!
OR
guy:Mando!

by lilpoodle November 21, 2018

MondoBed

A MegaBed that may fit at least 20 people. Once a MondoBed is formed, it no longer belongs to the owners of each bed; rather, it becomes a communal space in which all neighbors are welcome to sleep.

Person 1: How on earth are we supposed to fit everybody on the MegaBed tonight?
Person 2: You underestimate the power of the MondoBed

by Piacquadio November 2, 2019

Mandoria

An awesome theme park in Poland, based on the idea of a renaissance trade town. Staff working in the park are called Mandorians, or Citizens.

Let's take the kids to Mandoria next weekend.

I started my new job, I'm officially a Mandorian from today.

by ParkMonger December 13, 2019

Mando-Style

Having sex while each participant wears a helmet that encloses their entire head.

The guy I picked up at the bar had an ugly face, but I was able to convince him to do it Mando-Style.

by Chaos Freak January 1, 2020

Mendoza

Mendoza: Slang for woman ( not necessarily Hispanic, or of Hispanic heritage) who is gifted with a large bossom( boobs, chest, tits)

Me: " Hey, I think that one girl likes you."
Friend: "Who"
Me: "Mendoza"
Friend: "Mendoza", who?
Me: " Mendoza some biggo' tiddiiiiiies!"

by JGrim84 March 1, 2020