The Phonics Monkey from that one episode of South Park where Cartman misspelled CHAIR in a spelling bee. When Cartman tried to get help from the phonics monkey, it just started beating off behind its drumbset.
A consumer report included the growing number of returns of the infamous reading product, the Phonics Monkey, which just turns out to be a degenerate species of bonobo chimp.
by aka_Pyro April 01, 2007
I saw crazy Stacy at the bar on Wednesday and she was looking rough, then Saturday I asked for her number not even knowing it was her. That's a switch monkey for you.
by dunbfore June 20, 2010
The fat friend of your group. Often is into and collects worthless junk. Usually eats pizza for breakfast.
by Dr. KLUE August 06, 2008
Another word for a woman. They are always running around making sandwiches like monkeys in a kitchen.
by FamousJew February 27, 2020
I drank from my can and it had floaties in it when I had finished my mouthful. John commented when he picked it up to also drink from the can that it had bits of floaties on the drink. He said "it has Throat Monkeys ".
by Baby girl smurf June 14, 2017
An erect penis.
by Jarhead8120 May 08, 2017
A lazy person who often procrastinates and delays their work, often eats bananas and other fruits shaped like a planetarium to stay big and strong.
Johnny: Mike is such a procrastination monkey, he has big dreams that he wants to achieve yet he's just laying there on his couch doing nothing to reach them.
David: I think he has schizophrenia! Give him the pills Johnny!
David: I think he has schizophrenia! Give him the pills Johnny!
by CookieLikeABookie January 05, 2023