Pulling a "Mitch"

Telling your buddies you're coming to hang out then disappear for the rest of the night. If you are the "Mitch of the evening" (often synonymous with bitch of the evening) then you will most likely respond some time in the next 12 hours.

"Did he answer his phone?"
"No I think he's pulling a "Mitch" again"
"Damn that little slut"

by Demockej January 17, 2018

Mitch

An amazing, wholesome, adorable, sweet, caring and kind person.
A type of person who has the cutest laugh in the world.

Girl:That guy is a total Mitch.
Me:He IS Mitch , Mitch is the only person who can be that amazing.
Girl: You're righ hes amazing.

by Lizard420egg April 18, 2020

mitch/tim

The biggest dick names in the book.

His cock is so big, his name must be mitch/tim

by callmefear April 3, 2019

mitch carmichael

Shifty West Virginian politician. Frequently fails at counting to five. Sits on a throne of lies.

Hater of teachers, children, working WV families. also hates John Denver songs, pepperoni rolls, cardinals, rhododendron, brook trout, sugar maple trees, and the WV Mountaineers.

There is no school Monday: thanks Mitch Carmichael.

by WV Strong May 9, 2018

Mitch faced

Eat so much meat your profusely sweating and your eyes are bigger than your stomach

Let’s go to dinner and get Mitch faced

by Bee 1406 July 15, 2022

Mitch Dorr

Mitch Dorr refers to an asshole who is so full of themselves they think everyone has to respect them. They love sticking their big metaphorical dicks in unsuspecting persons assholes to assert their dominance. You cannot tell a Mitch Dorr they are wrong, otherwise they'll give you detention

He is such a Mitch Dorr, I got detention for saying his ketchup tastes like absolute shit

by SincereUniform August 9, 2018

Mitch

A name referring to the guy with the largest shlong.

"Who's the mitch of the group?"

by Grey112 November 3, 2020