humiliated mess

a girl puts a guy who has to piss in a rear naked choke and uses her legs to squeeze the piss out of him.

he was a humiliated mess when his jilted x girlfriend put him in a rear naked choke hold and squeezed the piss out of him in front of everyone at the party.

by Gozaagustus March 21, 2022

RAGGY MESS

i LIKE RAGGY MESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

i LIKE RAGGY MESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

by RAGGY MESS October 4, 2023

Glory Mess

When you time your ejaculation perfectly in time with your diarrhoea so that there’s liquid coming out both ends. The glory mess

HOLY FUCK, WHO MADE THIS GLORY MESS ON MY BED?

by Yes, I tried it June 19, 2023

Hot Mess

Carli Reynolds

Wow this girl is a hot mess!

by Lovebug718 January 10, 2019

Spaghetti Mess

A mess of cables, it can be any kind of cables or wires. Fiber, Coax, Ethernet, etc.

*Looking at network equipment rack*

"Whoever put this in really didn't care about what they were doing. This is a Spaghetti Mess."

by cam3lt0e! May 30, 2024

chocolate mess

A very dirty mess, like a child covered in chocolate. Term coined by Kristen Wood.

The kid was a chocolate mess when he came in from playing in the rain.

by xmarksthewrong November 11, 2015

Breakfast mess

A breakfast mess is a midwest diner breakfast staple, consisting of several ingredients like pre-cooked (usually leftover baked) potatoes, that are either diced or shredded, some type of breakfast meat like sausage, bacon, or ham that has also been diced up. Then some diced onions, bell peppers, can mushrooms, and eggs (scrambled into it, or over easy). All cooked together, then topped with sliced American cheese or shredded cheese.

I went to the local diner this morning and the cook made me a breakfast mess.

by Jacjoa November 5, 2021