Mermaiding

Descriptor for behavior that involves long periods of bathing, absentmindedness, vanity, personal grooming, or any combination of these

I spent all Sunday afternoon in my bathroom. I was mermaiding; you know, not really doing much of anything but laying there and picking at my face in a handmirror.

by OneSpyke December 14, 2014

Mermaid Kiss

When you bust a load in a thot's mouth and she kisses you, exchanging the fluids into your mouth. Shit's trifflin'

I was at the park with some girl named Ariel and she gave me a mermaid kiss

Hey i was at that party last night, some bitch gave me a mermaid kiss

by IAmNotAFreeMason February 26, 2015

Mermaiding

A sexual act where a partner inserts a large fish into either the anus or vagina of their sexual partner. The fish must be inserted head first, with the tail protruding out between the legs.

“Oh man, turns out Stacey is totally into mermaiding. We had a wild one after that ‘all-you-can-eat’ seafood restaurant, we ended up taking a whole tuna home and she let me shove it up her ass”.

by BJ Pennywhacker August 31, 2018

mermaid

to mermaid, was mermaided, is mermaiding - used for a situation where everyone is completely inebriated. The word mermaid is considered to bea creature who is completely submerged in water and a person who is mermaiding is someone who is completely full of alcohol.

ex: "dude everyone was mermaiding last night, but i think we should mermaid out again tonight"

by MaryWash November 28, 2011

meximall

wal*mart. well at least in Florida all of the wal*marts are packed full of mexicans shopping

ay essay lets go to the meximall?
ok i need some burritos and condums.

by micheal watts January 9, 2008

mermaiding

After sex, a women makes a wailing noise with her tongue to further seduce her man.

I was having sex with this girl and then she was mermaiding. This drove me to my peak.

by joe333 October 22, 2013

Merican

Mare-i-can
(Also Amerijuanan)

A person in America (possible including North and South America, but more specifically the United States) who partakes in the consumption of marijuana by smoke, vapor, or ingestion (IV too, but felt ridiculous to include.)

So, in summary: A person in America who partakes in any kind marijuana use.

"I'm a True Merican, I smoke weed everyday."

"Is Obama Merican?"

"So, since Clinton probably ate brownies when he 'Didn't inhale', is he Merican?" (yes)

by Fin Shaggy September 11, 2011