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Mental Disability Defence 

Another well known failtroll tactic, whenever said troll's behavior, mannerisms or other means of trait are questioned he/she will always bring up a defence blaiming it on their own mental disability rather than try to fix it - they do it apparently because it makes their so called victims "RAEG".
He pulled the Mental Disability Defence when Sal questioned his writing and trolling tactics.
Mental Disability Defence by MM132 September 6, 2012

Mental Gymnastics 

Person 1: The world is flat. If it were round, we'd fall off
Person 2: No. Gravity makes matter go to more matter, which is not necessarily down
Person 1: MENTAL GYMNASTICS!

mental boomarang

When you think of something bad that you want to happen to somebody but, happens to someone you know.
I imaged that this guy would break his leg, it happen but my sister broke her leg a week later. That was totally a mental boomarang!
mental boomarang by Zabimaru555 December 15, 2008

mental spittin 

when someone talks so much shit that it is refered too as 'mental spittin'
asheraf: hey guys, i just drank the whole water from the pasific ocean

bob: ok, now your just mental spittin.

mental telapathy 

The ability to be mentally telepathic, while remaining totally ambivalent to what is being detected.
Person 1: "Hmm..."

Person 2: "I know exactly what your thinking but I couldn't give a damn."

Person 1: "Why not?"

Person 2: "Because I have mental telapathy."
mental telapathy by edible_freud September 20, 2009

mental playdoh 

An object of desire that remains in your thoughts that you can control for your own purpose. This differs from a mental snapshot because you can bend and curve the implanted image to your own desires.
"Whoa, mike, did you see that girl's ass? I swear, that's going to give me enough mental playdoh for the night!
mental playdoh by Sgt.HankMoody April 27, 2010