Fuck-O-meter

A device used to read the amount of fucks someone gives about an object or event

The fuck-O-meter detected that Dave gave 0 fucks about his Spanish quiz

by Tekashi woof woof January 26, 2020

baker's meter

¹³ ₁₂ of one meter. Approximately 1.0833333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 meters (accurate to within 5.87613 × 10 ⁻¹⁰¹ Smoots ± 1 ear.)

One baker's meter is approximately one hectacre foot inverse furlong microinches fathom squared, plus 1 league.
Are you serious?
Sure. Why not.

by aaroncv3 April 14, 2020

fuck-o-meter

a meter to measure iffu give a fuck or not.

“idgaf. the fuck-o-meter says so”

by and they were room mates. April 21, 2020

Me-O-Meter

A tool that a leader uses to gauge themselves on how many times they use self centric words such as: "I," "Me," or "My." The leader can use Me-O-Meter to determine when they should use more team focused words such as: "We," "Our," and "Us."

Employee: "You're a terrible leader. Using my Me-O-Meter, I noticed that you always use words like " I," and "me." You never mentioned of us busting our asses doing the real work. We are the ones who got you your promotion sir."
Boss: "WTF is a Me-O-Meter?"
Employee: "Fuck you."

by McHesp August 1, 2020

fat ho meter

Alternate name for a submarine’s fathometer, the device that tells how far down the bottom of the ocean is.

I was doing OK, but when the quartermaster called out a red sounding after checking the fat ho meter, I myself had a brown sounding.

by ex-MM2(SS) February 10, 2021

send-o-meter

The scientific scale to determine the amount which one sends it.

If someone is crazy sendy, they are high on the send-o-meter.

WOWW that dude was mad high on the send-o-meter

by 321sendit March 4, 2022

Ain’t scared meter

An imaginary inverse meter that measures how scared you are on a level from 0-100. 0 being ain’t scared at all and 100 being as scared as you can possibly be.

Caleb: what was your ain’t scared meter at when you passed the cop doing 20mph over the speed limit?

Derek: My ain’t scared meter never gets over 1. My ain’t scared meter was at 0.

by WiebeWonder June 28, 2022