mayonnaise

a girl who buys a gallon jug of mayo once a week

Jo: "im soooooo full"
other person: "then why are you eating?"
Jo: "because i LOVE mayo!"

by MrMayonnaise April 27, 2005

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Mayonnaise

Exclamation: Mayonnaise must always have an exclamation mark after it when said properly.

I like MAYONNAISE!!! (as a car runs over your foot)

by Matt Bellamy April 20, 2004

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Mayonaise is made of the salted soliders of eqyptian men. It can attributed to personalities of many american hero's. Such as Stephen King, Rick Moranis, and christina aguilara also, they can all be attributed to mayonaise

Bloody pussy farts exploded on my sisters mangina i licked it off and when i felt the smell sting my nostrills, i vomited, and it looked like mayonaise.

by Brave Little Toaster June 2, 2009

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Macon Clark

A guy who tries to rap and normally does it well... but when he fails he epic fails

Dude do you know Macon Clark?
Yeah i hear that he sucks sometimes....

by Brooktree December 7, 2010

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Maymont

Litteraly a shit hole located in saskatchewan, Maymont is home of many un discovered diseases and sorrow. The hole is over run with centaurs and some forms of fish people. The people of Maymont do not function like normal people, they infact survive from photosynthesis. The down side to this is that the sun never shines in Maymont so many of the Maymont people must live in other cities durring the day.

guy 1: dear god i think hes from maymont!?
guy 2: yes you can tell by the chew stains and cowboy boots!
Maymont guy: blarghrrr awwthhyrrr!!

by the maymont hunter October 12, 2011

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