post-masturbation realisation

That moment when right after you're done wanking and the load is blown you realise how the person you were thinking off when you were wanking doesn't attract you at all and is much less appealing than what you'd expected.

Alex was jerking off to one of his friends. After he came, he reached the post-masturbation realisation state as he didn't find that person appealing at all.

by kansas54 August 6, 2017

Pencil Masturbation

When your mechanical pencil is out of led, so you repeatedly and forcefully push the eraser to make sure that you don't have any extra led in there. The sound it makes is like fapping. When led comes out, it is called pencil ejaculation.

Dude, that guy in class kept performing pencil masturbation. Like, get a new pencil already!

by Liberty5000 February 20, 2019

Naked Masturbation Session

A naked masturbation session is an important session that must happen whenever somebody takes a shower. After cleaning their bodies up, a male will get a very sexy erection and lie down on the floor and start masturbating it, and he will continue to do it until the snout of the penis unleashes semen.

Jones finished cleaning himself up, and then, his penis started to sway back and forth, then it got very hard and started to stick out. He sat down near the drain and began his naked masturbation session, he counted down from ten to zero and started masturbating the snout of the penis, making him think about sexy girls, as soon as he started to feel like he could stay naked all day, his penis started to feel semen coming out of his snout, so, he placed the boner on a sponge and squeezed out the semen and wiped the sperm of the sponge and threw it down the drain.

by vestonbruno3 March 31, 2019

anal masturbation

noun
the stimulation of the anus and/or rectum for the purpose of arousal by using one's hands or an object

"Anal masturbation feels really good, and I frequently do it in the shower."

by arypter December 8, 2019

Prussian masturbation

Jerking off and listening to prussia's gloria att the same time

"Last night I did a prussian masturbation with my friends"

by Wilhelm April 10, 2020

No Masturbation May

The month where the beating of the dick or self penetration of the vagina is forbidden

R1:Yo it no no masturbation may
R2:Dammit

by keepscrollingkeeplooking April 19, 2020

reverse masturbation

An act which is the inverse of masturbation; namely, when a person has sex with everyone else in the world but themself.

Bystander: “What’s he doing in that bathroom?”

Sexpert: “Could me more than masturbating…possibly reverse masturbation?”
Bystaner: “Noone is safe!”
Sexpert: “Reverse masturbation: it will be end of us all.”

by Triggered To Death June 22, 2020