by mellon69er January 11, 2009
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The one and only most evil thing in the world.
Every year, millions of people die from smoking marijuana (also commonly known as weed, pot, hash, etc.) and it is an abomonation to the likes of mankind.
If you smoke it, you are related to Hitler and might as well go kill some Jews. And let's throw in some niggers too.
The one and only most evil thing in the world.
Every year, millions of people die from smoking marijuana (also commonly known as weed, pot, hash, etc.) and it is an abomonation to the likes of mankind.
If you smoke it, you are related to Hitler and might as well go kill some Jews. And let's throw in some niggers too.
"Omg dude i got so high last weekend from smoking this awesome marijuana" -pothead1
"Yeah dude, you might wanna be careful, that'll kill you. You know what else? If people aren't catching the sarcasm, than I certainly hope they are now" -pothead2
"Yeah dude, you might wanna be careful, that'll kill you. You know what else? If people aren't catching the sarcasm, than I certainly hope they are now" -pothead2
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different states of mind under marijuana
from the book of senses.I have chosen a scale from 1-5 to describe this:
1:This is achieved from one to two hits and make the person more relax.kinda like a cigaret feeling.it also makes the person more aware
2:This stage known as Buzzed happens with approximately 5 hits.at this stage the person is high even though he doesnt immediately doesnt undersand it.
3: This stage also known as high usually happens between 8-10 hits and the person clearly knows he is high and and reacts to it.this is the desired stage for most people.however the problem with this stage is that although it feels great originally,it loses its greatness in less than an hour and the person starts to come down.
from the book of senses.I have chosen a scale from 1-5 to describe this:
1:This is achieved from one to two hits and make the person more relax.kinda like a cigaret feeling.it also makes the person more aware
2:This stage known as Buzzed happens with approximately 5 hits.at this stage the person is high even though he doesnt immediately doesnt undersand it.
3: This stage also known as high usually happens between 8-10 hits and the person clearly knows he is high and and reacts to it.this is the desired stage for most people.however the problem with this stage is that although it feels great originally,it loses its greatness in less than an hour and the person starts to come down.
4:This stage also known as toasty happens between 12-18 hits and the person is not really himself and can barely walk.everything is in its ultra funniness and the person can not think.(perfectly mixing different kinds of marijuana makes this better.
5: OD: most people think it is impossible to overdo on weed but that is incorrect.anything more than 20 hits from DIFFERENT types of weed gives the person a major headache and extreme seat in different situations.this is not desired
Notes:
-weed used in the experiment is a "good" dro(not medical,not swag).
-every hit is a rip and not a \/ hit.
-if a person hasnt smoked before are NOT able to feel that they are high untill they reach level 3.however if the person have been high before can get to stage 2 and still feel high
-being high is a state of mind that is only achieved by understanding it.unlike drinking.
different states of mind under marijuana
5: OD: most people think it is impossible to overdo on weed but that is incorrect.anything more than 20 hits from DIFFERENT types of weed gives the person a major headache and extreme seat in different situations.this is not desired
Notes:
-weed used in the experiment is a "good" dro(not medical,not swag).
-every hit is a rip and not a \/ hit.
-if a person hasnt smoked before are NOT able to feel that they are high untill they reach level 3.however if the person have been high before can get to stage 2 and still feel high
-being high is a state of mind that is only achieved by understanding it.unlike drinking.
different states of mind under marijuana
by Nik Armi September 14, 2010
Get the different states of mind under marijuana mug.this is a school in weedfield maine where about 85% of the students and rougly 72% of the teachers smoke weed. most students at this school will become burnouts and smoke weed and sell drugs for the rest of their lives. although this seems shitty to most people, it's actually a rather charming lifestyle....!
before school, most kids (roughly 63% of the student population) will find there way to the lower parking lot, hop in somebodys car, and smoke a joint before they make there way to advisee time.....about 33% of teachers smoke at their homes and get high before they find there way to Marijuanacook in weedfield maine.!
during lunch time, 69% of students leave school and find some place to smoke before having to go back to class...im not really sure how the teachers dont realize all these kids leave school to smoke, or how they don't always realize they are high...i guess the kids in weedfield maine just know how to hide it....
WEED: "God's gift to the world. Brings peace when used wisely."
*Pass the blunt, dude...*
live above the influence....above them.....above weed....!
HAAAAAAAA! Righttttttttt :P
before school, most kids (roughly 63% of the student population) will find there way to the lower parking lot, hop in somebodys car, and smoke a joint before they make there way to advisee time.....about 33% of teachers smoke at their homes and get high before they find there way to Marijuanacook in weedfield maine.!
during lunch time, 69% of students leave school and find some place to smoke before having to go back to class...im not really sure how the teachers dont realize all these kids leave school to smoke, or how they don't always realize they are high...i guess the kids in weedfield maine just know how to hide it....
WEED: "God's gift to the world. Brings peace when used wisely."
*Pass the blunt, dude...*
live above the influence....above them.....above weed....!
HAAAAAAAA! Righttttttttt :P
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all the kids race to the lower parking lot to smoke it up...! this only happens at Marijuanacook obviously...
all the kids race to the lower parking lot to smoke it up...! this only happens at Marijuanacook obviously...
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