elephant mafia

A girl who is smuggling peanuts must obviously be working for the elephant mafia. Everyone knows elephants have been using them for years as their peanut mules.

Crikey Rosy! Is it cold outside or have you started working for the elephant mafia?

by horselhoff January 17, 2007

kotex mafia

1. A group of women who consider estrogen-guided emotions as a reliable source of logic and/or reason, and rely on this clusterfuck of insanity to manipulate and scandalize solely for self-gain.

2. My fucking cunt bosses

I was explaining the benefits of providing FACTUAL sales results to the flighty VP when she and the rest of the Kotex Mafia burst into a tizzy over the last episode of Gray's Anatomy.

by Sterling Cox January 14, 2008

Mindfuck Mafia

eloquent with words, can mentally break people, bad ass to the bone, the most hard core people on the planet. it would be unintelligent to mess with these mobsters.

There is only three ways out of the Mindfuck Mafia.

by keisha37 February 26, 2011

G-MAFIA

Google-Microsoft-Amazon-Facebook-IBM-Apple

Acronym for the biggest US tech companies driving AI research, coined by Amy Webb in her book "The Big Nine"

We stop assuming that the G-MAFIA can serve its DC and Wall Street masters equally and that the free markets and our entrepreneurial spirit will produce the best possible outcomes for AI and humanity.

by yeeggguuuzzz March 7, 2019

menopausal mafia

needy, sexually frustrated women of a certain age who comprise the internet posse devoted to stalking UK X Factor flop Matt Cardle and luring him into their sheds

Now that Cardle has been dropped by his record company and has time on his hands, every one of the menopausal mafia will be flicking her bean more furiously than ever.

by FattyEms November 9, 2012

Bills Mafia

The greatest football fans in the world. It’s a religion in WNY that 30 other cities do not understand. Nor will they ever. The biggest band of brothers and sisters in all professional sports. They always have each other’s backs. They will support their team win or “loose” (Green Bay fan) forever!!! No one circles the wagons like Bills Mafia.

Bills Mafia are so bad ass that one member bit the head off of a bat. Get on the crazy train or get the fuck out of the way.

by #1 Bills Fan October 18, 2020

Malia

A Hawaiian Goddess.

Malia and I has sex on the north shore of the island of Oahu.

Malia sleeps in gold and purple sheets, a sign of royalty.

Malia is my kind of rain.

by Shoots brah March 11, 2008