maggie simpson

the youngest member of the Simpsons. Half a babie, half sniper. (remember that time when Homer became a cop and all the gangsters came out to kill him, and Maggie pulled out her gun that she shot Mr. Burns with an shot the gangster?)

bang! bang! bang!
(suck) (suck)

by somethingman May 9, 2004

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Maggie

She is the one you can always go to. The one who I can talk to. The one who I love. She is the one for me. I know I messed up in the past but know our future is bright. Sure we fight here and there but we end up making it right. Even when you think ill go back to her I never am leaving your side again. We have so many special things like our numbers 44 and 21. Those will be there forever and I love you Maggie you are my one and only.

Maggie is the one for me.

by Crusader4421 April 15, 2013

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Magic Growing Sponge Egg Toy

A small pill made up of a compressed sponge inside a gel pill. When placed in water the casing dissolves, the sponge grows, and all delight! The sponge is often colored and cut into fun shapes, such as animals or dinosaurs.

I bought a pack of magic growing sponge egg toys for my kids, but they ate them all. They've been puking rainbow sponge dinos for hours.

by laserfeet April 15, 2009

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margin magic

To doctor the margins of a word document so as to meet the minimum page requirements for a class assignment without actually coming up with additional material.

Jon: "How's that paper coming, Bill?"

Bill: "It's done, thanks to a little margin magic. I only had to increase the side margins by .1 inches!"

Jon: "That's dope."

by Mike Littisore March 1, 2010

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