Basically the guacamole machine is when a guy is eating out a girl with a really long clitoris (usually like 5-6 inches long) and lots of feces get clogged up inside her vagina. So while he's eating her out lots of green shit comes out. Usually it's the remains from her menstruation or eggs being "broken" or not taking showers. The taste is that of rotten fish or smelly ass onions that have rotten for months.
Gabby or other shitty girls who don't keep themselves clean in any way and therefore have a guacamole machine.
by N4Sir August 12, 2009
by TV Lover April 14, 2012
A term when performing oral sex on a dude, the other person will use soap as lube and roll his balls around in his/her mouth.
Dude 1: "Man, last night was great, she gave me a washing machine."
Dude 2: "Oh really, what kind of soap did she use, I find dawn to work the best!"
Dude 2: "Oh really, what kind of soap did she use, I find dawn to work the best!"
by No need to mention me January 26, 2006
A friends younger sibling, usually very annoying and loud. Talks too much and is relentlessness in questions and annoying or retarded antics.
Nick: Seb, your cousin marcel is such a fucking headache machine.
Seb: Yea I know dude I'm sorry he is such a fag.
Seb: Yea I know dude I'm sorry he is such a fag.
by Nick Brizz August 14, 2011
Slut Machine is named after the similarity of the motion used with a slot machine
When a woman is wearing a revealing top and you go up and request for a high five; once their arm is in the air you grab it by the wrist and yell out SLUT MACHINE!!!! and the pull down the arm and place your face in between her breasts and engage in a classic motor boating
When a woman is wearing a revealing top and you go up and request for a high five; once their arm is in the air you grab it by the wrist and yell out SLUT MACHINE!!!! and the pull down the arm and place your face in between her breasts and engage in a classic motor boating
by BirdMan_717 February 15, 2016
The first installment of Noah Martinez, he died in battle after getting a gold medal in a Karate tournament and evolved into the Nezzy Machine Mark II.
He was a faggot.
He was a faggot.
by The Nezzy Machine Mark X September 29, 2021
Someone who eats a lot of veggies, has a toned bod, very little body fat, and can hike anywhere at any time.
Will surprise almost everyone with their body strength. Usually tanned. Would definitely be the type who goes to cross fit/soul cycle classes.
Will surprise almost everyone with their body strength. Usually tanned. Would definitely be the type who goes to cross fit/soul cycle classes.
by TacosBellPeppersandBURRITOS July 24, 2018