Mustache Cash Stash

When a fine young girl is dating an ugly creeper with a mustache, we call him her Mustache Cash Stash.

Guy 1: Dude, whats that hot piece of ass doing with that fat dude with the creepy mustache?
Guy 2: Oh, thats just her Mustache Cash Stash.

by Teh Big O June 1, 2021

Issan Mustache

Faint Mustache that appears on all girls from the Northeast "Issan" Region of Thailand.

That girl's got legs to die for but she has a prominent "Issan Mustache" I don't think i want her phone number

by Matty McMatt March 15, 2009

Mr. Unibrow, Mustache, Goatee Guy |:{)>

a face with a unibrow, mustache, and a goatee

|:{)>

used for many things, one being cheering people up when they're sad.

Person 1: I'm gonna cry :'(
Person 2: Don't cry! I have Mr. Unibrow, Mustache, Goatee Guy |:{)> to cheer you up!

by Mr Unibrow Mustache Goatee Guy February 10, 2010

mustache fart

When a girl queefs while you are eating out her fuzzy lumpkin.

oh baby, you like that? ew what was that?! did you just mustache fart on me?!

by ihgeig February 24, 2009

Mississippi Mustache

To cover someone's face in a mask with only the mouth exposed. The person's is then shat on to leave a thick brown outline around their mouth similar to blackface lips.

Jamaal got a Mississippi Mustache but no one really noticed

by burrs August 23, 2011

egyptian mustache

While having intercourse "doggy style" and chewing tobacco, you spit on her anus and finger her anus. then you ejaculate on her anus. you then smear the concoction on her upper lip, thus giving her an "Egyptian Mustache".

Last might I gave Joni an Egyptian mustache. It was amazing.

by vagrantvix January 27, 2007

clown moustache

After going down on a woman with unfortunate menses, the area around your mouth will be red, like a clown's.

Woman: "I am now afraid of clowns because after going down on me you had a clown moustache."

by scorpionmintred December 28, 2003