meesie-moosies

oh my goodness; oh my gosh; oh my god!

oooooh meesie-moosies!!

by Bob February 27, 2005

messiming

facebook im-ing and messaging at the SAME time!!! ...a scandelous form of communication.

jacob and delaney are currently messiming each other...ooo la la!

by smitty jones May 18, 2008

Facebook Messiah

Person who takes-over your facebook and gets WAY more comments impersonating you, then you normally would receive.

Man you hack on to my facebook and get more comments then i would. Your the fucking Facebook Messiah

by Lo440393 March 12, 2011

Dirty Messiah

When you sodomize a holy whore and anoint her face with a wad of ya kids

I hit my ex with day dirty Messiah

by RougarouKing April 1, 2020

Meesie

A black Pug dog with an attitude.

Hey, check out that Meesie--that's one crazy-ass dog.

by roland737 June 4, 2009

Massiesterbating

The act of masturbating involving a neck tie, door handle and a broomstick. Climax can be achieved using any/all variations.

"I am going to massiesterbate so hard when I get home from the clinic."
"Honey, where did you put the broomstick?!? I can't get massiesterbating without my supplies!!"

by ThisGuyOverHere December 23, 2014

massiha

the prettiest girl you'll ever meet. find her because she's a keeper. she's kind, honest and truly loyal. she's adorable.

hey massiha! wanna go shopping?!

by cole S February 22, 2017