Maia

Maia is the best friend anyone could ever ask for. She is always there when you need her and will never let you down. Even when she is going through hard shit she will still be completely there for yours. She completely puts herself before her friends and can even hurt herself as long as the other person is feeling alright. She always know what to say to cheer you up when your sad even about the stupidest things like" i didn't do my homework". She always knows what to say and what to do and she never gets into fights and instead she debates things through. She does have complexes but she handles them with such grace that i am appalled. Maia is also an amazing girlfriend, she is trusty and patient . She never asks for too much attention and stays light even if she hasn't talked to her boyfriend in weeks.
Basically, Maia is beyond awesome, like a happy dracula.

A: Omg here comes Maia!
B: Yh she's my best friend.
A: Omg i wish i was close to Maia!

by Analyzer2401 October 28, 2020

Maia

Maia has such a fun personality. She's relatable and pretty badass. She has a strong opinion on every person or topic. She compares her looks to her friends too often, though she looks pretty sexy herself. Her appearance can be a little strong or "edgy" but she's still sweet and genuine. She swears a lot but mostly just for fun.
Bet she's pretty short but she can still beat you in a fight.

stay safe <3

1: Apparently Maia jumped someone at the mall
2: I'm not surprised. She's so hot.

by onlydefs February 12, 2021

mania2kk

someone who is a sell out for raid showed legends

why are you being a sell out mania2kk

by the sky April 15, 2021

maiay

a child. Most likely a living grain of rice.
they are very short, always, its inevitable, all maiays are short.

A: oh wow! Look at that wild maiay walk by
B: where??
A: crouch down, look theyre over there!!

by Kogby April 23, 2021

Mafia Princess

A woman who is related to a mafia member, often the 'Mafia Boss'. It can be a daughter, wife, lover, mother or another kind of relation. Also called 'Mafia Mistress'. Probably very protected and high class.

You don't wanna mess with her, she's a Mafia Princess. Her guy is gonna shoot you.

by thisinterestedone October 13, 2021

Cockisidal Maniac

A person, generally female, who either enjoys castration or is just in general anti-penis.

Person 1: Dude did you hear about that new anti-rape condom that Alexa invented?
Person 2: Yeah man, i think its called the "Anti-Rape Guillotine."
Person 1: She's such a cockisidal maniac
Person 2: Tell me about it.

by StyeMunstie August 20, 2010

Pocket Mania

1.The act of having way to much shit in your pockets at any given time, which in turn leads to sporadic bouts of "Dude I think I lost that 50 piece I had!" especially when smoking crack with someone you really dont trust. Not that I trusted anyone Ive ever smoked crack with.

2.Having an over abundance of crack/heroin in your pockets and being stopped by the Police in most case could trigger a severe case of Super Mega Massive Pocket Mania as you frantically search for the pocket containing the stash before being violently ripped from your vehicle.

Yo nigga I was so jammed on diesel last night when I got pulled over I had the worst "pocket mania" tryna find the rest of my dope, then I remembered I stuff it in my man safe before I left the house

by The Infamous Sin May 2, 2011