Mantastic

The feeling a man gets after getting extremely drunk, eating a full jar of mayonnaise and then getting laid.

"Oh last night I left so mantastic!"

by Unknown to you (& let's keep it that way) April 7, 2008

Mantar

Somebody who is excellent at guitar playing and inseperable from thier instrument. So much so they are described as being half man half guitar.

"Have you seen that guy Jimi Hendrix play? He is such a mantar!"

by Brenny June 9, 2008

Mantagonist

A man that is the antagonist of any situation.

Mike, stop being such a mantagonist.

by Dead Crow October 27, 2009

Mactacular

Something which is mactacular.

Wow. Congratulations, that was Mactacular.

by Gumba the Gully Dwarf May 18, 2004

Malta Goya

When something crazy, surprising, or even scary happens, you yell Malta Goya!!! A crazy phrase.

(Someone really scares you), (you), ahhh Malta Goya!!!

Oh my Malta Goya!

by OneDirectionLover101 October 4, 2012

mantarded

Mantarded - behavior exhibited by a male in a relationship that has reached a peak level of annoyance at a given time through random groping, touching, bothersome comments or other inappropriate actions because he is in the mood for sex, attention or affection of any kind and his wife / girlfriend wants nothing of the sort.

John: Hey ....look .... I put my ball sack on your shoulder while you are trying to study, don't you want to touch it? C'mon touch it ....it'll be great .....pleeeeaseeeeee

Jane: Will you please leave me alone for 5 minutes! ....You are being so mantarded right now!

by jimg123 January 12, 2009

mastacate

An act of masturbating. Usually is said as if you were playing the penis game. A reatarded word made up by retarded people.

In a classroom: oh my god robert stop mastacating!!
In a crowded elevator with a friend: masatacate!! MASTACATE!!!

by ya im jewish October 8, 2005