langer

anger at langnes, when reading the redundant posts of a langnes, the feeling generated is irritation at the author...this feeling is langer

Did you read what that langnes wrote about your idea, it was so irritating I still am dealing with my langer.

by dusano December 25, 2008

Lingerree

A style of clothing worn by seductive, sexy robots. i.e. The "sexy" robot from Transformers 2.

Jeremy: I loved that transformers 2 movie, but all i herd from my church about that movie was about the stupid robot in that sexy lingerree...

Phil:... uh what???

Jeremy: Lingerree... wait.. lingerie...

by philiosaurus October 9, 2009

lingerer

1. The sneeze that you always feel that tickles, and you make an entire 'sneezing' face but it doesn't come out so you have to repeat the process several times before it says 'Fuck this.' and finally gets out.

'If there's one thing I hate more than ads, it's lingerers.'

by fucking dick November 14, 2014

lingering red wagon

When a girl leaves a period ring on your Willy and you can't shower before you go to work

That drunk girl gave me a stinky lingering red wagon last night.

by bolognaround May 7, 2015

lingering hand-clasp

The tearfully-touching gesture that often occurs when a pair of hand-holders hafta take off in opposite directions but are reluctant to let go of each other's hand; it involves the couple's slowly walking away from each other but still retaining their finger-clasps until their arms are fully extended between them. Several extra points if you considerately take the time to gradually/gently slide your fingers free of your friend's in a slow affectionately-caressing movement.

Tiffany and I always make sure to perform the lingering hand-clasp whenever we hafta part company after a delightful beach stroll or dinner-date; it helps keep us happier and miss each other a bit less until we are able to canoodle again the next time.

by QuacksO June 21, 2018

lingers scandal

so we go to a school called lingfield college and we’re in year 11 and the tea is that we’ve only been back at school for 4 weeks and there’s already MULTIPLE scandals going around. i bet coops is regretting being our head of year now;) we’re a fucked up year;) i shall not be the one to name such scandals but just know that they’re omega scandalous but iykyk

my friend : *comes in on monday* omg have you heard about the latest lingers scandal ? we should make a year news paper to document all this

by ur fellow linger October 3, 2019

lingers scandal

so we go to a school called lingfield college and we’re in year 11 and the tea is that we’ve only been back at school for 4 weeks and there’s already MULTIPLE scandals going around. i bet coops is regretting being our head of year now;) we’re a fucked up year;) i shall not be the one to name such scandals but just know that they’re omega scandalous but iykyk

my friend : *comes in on monday* omg have you heard about the latest lingers scandal ? we should have a year newspaper to document it all !

by chris hare mind boggler October 3, 2019