limpdicking

The art of a man controlling ones inner body to maintain a limp dick and then proceeding to have intercourse with a female by inserting said limp dick and ball sack into the womens vagina.

Hey man I heard you were limpdicking maria yesterday?

Yah im fucking awesome.

by Trevor Smutts June 17, 2013

Limpathy

When a person begins to sympathetically develop a fake limp after spending too much time with a person that has a real limp.

That girl has limpathy for her friend with the hurt leg.

by JaKevin Woo June 18, 2014

limpeh

me as ur father. Malaysian and Singaporean Hokkien word. Not a bad word just Rachet

"Limpeh ehhh Facebook live KNN, Choo Chen Yi che ke wangpatan" swear Wang Lei

by Allahuakbar4 September 17, 2020

limping pirate

When doing a chick from behind and about to bust a nut the male "pulls out" and spits on the womans back. When she turns around, blow your load in her eye. When she gets up all pissed off punch her in the leg causing her to limp while holding her eye.

Sheeet dawg, was laying that chick out... when i gaver her a limpin pirate awww sheeeet.

by Rylon September 16, 2004

Limpy

When your dime bitch surprises you with a quick blow Job and your wiener is so limp that she can twirl it around in her mouth like a jump rope. To maintain limpy status for as long as possible it’s helpful to think about the affects of the corona virus on your used to be thriving business. If your lucky you can keep your limp wiener in her mouth for at least 30 seconds of pure bliss. When your limpy reaches 20% chubby the limpy is over and you go back about your day.

My wife surprised me with 10 limpies today. It gave me a quick energy boost like drinking 10 diet cokes through the day except without the aspartame. My wife likes the limpy because the Total time in mouth, TTIM, is less the a single blow job from start to finish. No clean up or swallowing is also a plus.

by TheLimpyKing April 16, 2020

Limpeh

Limpeh is a highly vulgar word from Hokkien Chinese and adopted into Singlish. Although it literally means "your father," the implication is "I fucked your mother and I have you as this useless son." As a result, it is meant to denigrate the listener which is why often people think it's rude. Of course, some of the cool kids think it is a cool way to say "I" to gain respect or have authority over the other person

Dad: Wa lao eh, 50 on maths eh, always play play, why you don't study like limpeh tell you ah?
Son: LIMPEH don't know ah
Dad: How dare you say "limpeh?"

Ah Beng: Ah Seng, that girl there sibeh chio bu one (very hot)
Ah Seng: Chio your head ah, one sister more chio
Ah Beng: LIMPEH say she chio, she is chio

Random guy: Where's my food? Take so long ah
Waiter: It's coming

Random guy: What time orready ah? KA NI NIA CHOW CHI BAI, LIMPEH hungry, LIMPEH pak to yow, wait 30 minute orready.

Daniel Han (Taiwanese politician): I give them four words! Fang ma guo lai (come at me, bro). Add another words: LIMPEH tan li! (Limpeh waits for you!)

by NYC_Limpeh March 20, 2022

Limplement

The act of rolling out new hardware, software, or business processes that fall far short of the original intentions for their use; noun: Limplementation;

When we limplemented the software the first time, it brought our payroll system down for weeks rather than streamlining the whole process.

by Jenny White February 7, 2008