left-handed smoke bender

A fictional device that you send a new member of your group (usually a scout group) to borrow from another group as a way to get rid of the new member for a while or as a hazing task.

Oops! We forgot to bring our left-handed smoke bender! Can you go around camp and see if you can borrow one for us?

by Xerxy April 28, 2006

left brain / right brain

Describes how a process is developed to cater to multiple ways people may wish to use or view that process.

While some people prefer to use drop down menus, other people prefer to use images for navigation. Left brain / right brain development provides a solution for both so that both sides of the brain are happy :-)

by Michael G. Valentin September 1, 2003

Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start

This is actually known as the "Konami Code", as it appeared in pretty much every game they wrote at that period of time.

Don't forget, make the end of it "Select, Start" if you want to play 2 players!

"FUCK, LifeForce is a real bitch. Let's just Konami Code it... and pass that pizza, asshole."

by Binary Jay November 25, 2004

Lefkin

To get a rimjob while urinating, the inverse of a blumpkin.

Friend 1: Dude, did you hear that Natalie gave Bret a Lefkin yesterday?

Friend 2: Yeah man, I brought the salsa.

by Horace Greely April 1, 2009

left-clicker

A person who who is only capable of clicking the left mouse button, and clicks 'Yes' to everything. This person is the one that calls you to fix their computer weekly.

Charles is always getting viruses because he is a left-clicker.

by phatplat August 28, 2009

Lefriqua

A white mexican who has been raised in the african lion safari. He/she could have also been thrown into a ghetto party as a baby where they had to find her own boot-ehs as she never got to learn who her actual parents were. Usually wearing a large yellow sombrero and shaking her maracas a long with a long brown poncho.

Girl 1 : Did you see that lefriqua walking over there?
Boy 1 : Heck yeah she almost hit me with her sombrero.
Boy 2 : I liked her! She looks like a character.

Girl 2 : I like how she offered me a burrito ... FOR FREEE ! :O

Girl 1 : Gaby told me her name was Krystal a long time ago, and she hangs out with Shannon !

by Mexico Loveer September 19, 2009

Left Hand Gulliver

1. The act of fisting a midget with the left hand.
2. The name of a pro-environmental boy band from the early 90s most famous for their one-hit wonder "You Can Break My Heart, But Not The Rainforest".
3. The working title of "The Life and Opinions of Tristram Shandy, Gentleman" by Laurence Stern.
4. A loose translation of Martin Heidegger's "In-der-Welt-sein".

1. Tracy asked for a Left Hand Gulliver last night. She's been walking funny the whole morning.
2. "Left Hand Gulliver" seriously sucked. The name didn't have anything to do with environmentalism.
3. Good thing Stern scrapped that last title. I still can't believe that he didn't know his book was referring to midget fisting.
4. The traditional Western dichotomy of object/subject has been exerted in the Heideggerian notion of "Left Hand Gulliver".

by franzpolak November 12, 2010