Landon is a cute boy but ugly at the same time he has a friend who will sometimes back him up.
He’s usually a short man wit cake. People think he is a gang banger. And he’s got the big tits, usually everyone thinks he’s a king but most fight him and he is a semi good fighter but he loses to most people. He can be a good lier sometimes not. So if you see a landon don’t tell him anything he’s a big snitch.
He’s usually a short man wit cake. People think he is a gang banger. And he’s got the big tits, usually everyone thinks he’s a king but most fight him and he is a semi good fighter but he loses to most people. He can be a good lier sometimes not. So if you see a landon don’t tell him anything he’s a big snitch.
by Landoooooon June 6, 2020
Get the Landonmug. Landon is soooo ugly but, his bff Evelyn makes him said bc she won't stop calling herself ugly, buthatic, and more and loves his friends and he definitely not athletic he cares for his friends a lot and trys his hardes to get his friends so smile and is very funny and messes with his friends by poking his friends in the neck He is really sweet sometimes and loves hanging out with his friends.
by Landon214 April 9, 2019
Get the Landonmug. Also. To have committed a Royce Landon is to have taken a bag of unpopped popcorn and inserted into a gerbil. After insertion, you must place gerbil into microwave. After all kernels have popped (you will know after the kernels only pop every 3 seconds), you must take gerbil out of microwave. Let gerbil remains cool as well as popcorn (note: preferred popcorn is Orville Redenbacher extra butter). After cooling, find unsuspecting girl at seedy bar. Ask her out for popcorn. When given the affirmative, throw bag of gerbil laced popcorn at her and say, "You've been Royce Landoned!!!!!, you are covered in gerbil popcorn, nobody wants you now except me, lets go do it." If subject says no (unlikely), go straight to pet store, buy gerbil and use another of the Orville Redenbacher extra butter packs(3 per box). Repeat above task. Enjoy!
by Landon.Royce.edu February 20, 2009
Get the royce landonmug. Landon is normally a very sweet guy, with the hair colour of dark chocolate and the same goes to for eyes. Caring and compassionate, he is protective. Though having some rough spots here and there he is an understanding and gentle guy. He will call you late at night when you need a shoulder to cry on, he will be there to talk to you when you need a friend or if you just need some simple advice. He loves the ones he cares about most, so you shouldn't get on their bad side either. Loving and sweet. He's great boyfriend material. He's loveable and an angel sent from heaven. Never let a Landon go.
Girl 1: Yo, who's that?
Girl 2: Oh him? That's Landon
Girl 1: He looks so sweet
Girl 2: That's because he is sweet
Girl 2: Oh him? That's Landon
Girl 1: He looks so sweet
Girl 2: That's because he is sweet
by Naomi_Galx March 30, 2019
Get the Landonmug. by presley the legend August 30, 2019
Get the landon dunnmug. hello Landon
by homeinvasioniscool January 8, 2022
Get the Landonmug. 😎 Why Landon Is So Good-Looking and Cool
1. Great Hair Game
Landon probably has the kind of hair that looks effortless but secretly perfect—windproof, stylish, and always photogenic.
2. That Confident Smile
You know the one—easy, relaxed, a little mischievous. It’s the kind of smile that makes people wonder what he’s up to (in a good way).
3. Chill Vibes Only
Landon doesn’t stress—he is the calm in the chaos. Always laid-back, never trying too hard, and somehow still always on point.
4. Killer Style
Whether it’s jeans and a hoodie or something more polished, Landon makes it look good. Fashion isn’t forced—it’s just part of the vibe.
5. Naturally Funny
Cool without being cocky. Landon cracks jokes that are smart and goofy, and people love that combo.
6. Effortless Charisma
People are drawn to him. Doesn’t matter the crowd—Landon fits in everywhere and makes others feel like they do too.
7. That Name Though
“Landon” just sounds like someone who’s got his act together. Smooth. Memorable. A little cinematic.
8. Good Listener Energy
Cool isn’t just looks—it’s the ability to really be there for people. Landon probably makes you feel heard and understood.
9. Just the Right Amount of Mysterious
He doesn’t overshare—but when he does open up, it hits different. There’s a story behind those eyes.
10. Can Pull Off Sunglasses Indoors (But Doesn’t)
He could, but he respects the unspoken social contract.
1. Great Hair Game
Landon probably has the kind of hair that looks effortless but secretly perfect—windproof, stylish, and always photogenic.
2. That Confident Smile
You know the one—easy, relaxed, a little mischievous. It’s the kind of smile that makes people wonder what he’s up to (in a good way).
3. Chill Vibes Only
Landon doesn’t stress—he is the calm in the chaos. Always laid-back, never trying too hard, and somehow still always on point.
4. Killer Style
Whether it’s jeans and a hoodie or something more polished, Landon makes it look good. Fashion isn’t forced—it’s just part of the vibe.
5. Naturally Funny
Cool without being cocky. Landon cracks jokes that are smart and goofy, and people love that combo.
6. Effortless Charisma
People are drawn to him. Doesn’t matter the crowd—Landon fits in everywhere and makes others feel like they do too.
7. That Name Though
“Landon” just sounds like someone who’s got his act together. Smooth. Memorable. A little cinematic.
8. Good Listener Energy
Cool isn’t just looks—it’s the ability to really be there for people. Landon probably makes you feel heard and understood.
9. Just the Right Amount of Mysterious
He doesn’t overshare—but when he does open up, it hits different. There’s a story behind those eyes.
10. Can Pull Off Sunglasses Indoors (But Doesn’t)
He could, but he respects the unspoken social contract.
Rawr landon
by Alicia can’t hear June 4, 2025
Get the LANDONmug.