landon

the new form of the word incel. this does not reference anyone and anybody with the name landon is pure coincidence.
guy: "Haha women aren't funny because women"
other guy: "Don't be such a landon dude"
by Profound.artist October 14, 2019
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Landon is an annoying mf he may stalk you (Follow you everywhere) he is also very emotional don’t ever date a Landon bc they are weird asf and ugly asf and they also talk a lot of shit and they are really bad at sports😬
Ew is that Landon he’s annoying
by Jaylzzze October 30, 2019
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Such a handsome cutie. Never want to let him go. He may seem mean at first but when you get to know him you will think he is your world. With his deep blue eyes you will fall in love with just one glance. Taller than others star football and basketball star you will think he is a reality prince charming. You will think i will never get a chance with him. But wait, you never know until you try.
Girl1- Who is he, his eyes are so blue.
Girl2- Oh that is Landon he is like a prince charming.
by Meals104 May 20, 2020
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Landon is the Hottest son of a bitch iv'e met he gets all the girls but his "friend" who hides her feelings inside has a huge crush on him while she acts like she hates his guts so thats what he thinks
Landon is really crazy but hot
by Hottiegal1234 January 24, 2023
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A proud Senior Choir Member
Landon is a Proud Senior Choir Member
by FatYoshi5 October 02, 2019
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A guy with a giant cock, the size of a arm
by Lil daddy123 October 25, 2022
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Landon is the sweetest boy you’ll ever meet, he has eyes that are a gorgeous grayish blue, he has good humor, always uses your mom and gay joke in defense towards and insult. He’s a bit weird but he can’t help it. He definitely owns a lightsaber or a nerf gun (choose ur poison) he use to be emo now he’s chill.
Look at that cool guy Landon, I bet he own a very cool lightsaber
by Pabloesco994 March 29, 2022
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