Urban lag

The lag and bugs that come with searching or merely being on urban dictionary. Sometimes the page just shuts down forcing you to reload it for the 1000th time. Even like counts and search suggestions stop displaying every so often. In total, a complete mess.

I'm dealing with so much urban lag right now!

Urban lag by bruhthisismyhandle August 19, 2021

visual jet lag

Disoriented and tired feeling that is caused by looking at visual arts for several hours. You're fed up with anything visual and your brain can not cope with it anymore.

After visiting the Metropolitan Museum of Art we had a visual jet lag.

visual jet lag by Editah June 1, 2009

urban dictionary lag 

The lag and bugs that come with searching or merely being on urban dictionary. Sometimes the page just shuts down forcing you to reload it for the 1000th time. Even like counts and search suggestions stop displaying every so often. In total, a complete mess.

I'm dealing with so much urban dictionary lag right now!

urban dictionary lag by bruhthisismyhandle August 19, 2021

Florida Lag 

When you are playing on the same server as a person in Florida and you lag because their internet sucks even when their not host. Usually caused because all the old people in Florida using up the internets.

Jeremy fix your god damn Florida Lag! I can barely fucking hit anyone.
Sorry guys its all these old people are using up all the internets.

Florida Lag by Nopecakoo January 28, 2011

Jack Lag

The dissociative experience to real time upon watching several consecutive episodes of the Fox television show "24."

Similar to the feeling of jet lag when traveling between different time zones and experiencing a disconnection between the body's time clock and the actual time. A similar feeling occurs after watching Bauer Hour for too long.

"I've just watched 5 straight episodes of Bauer Hour and I don't know what time it is in real life. Oh well, I'll just go with whatever the last time was on the show, I'm Jack lagged"

Jack Lag by JohnBoyIce Geronimo March 7, 2009

Death Lag 

When your character is killed in the middle of something resulting from a horrible lag. The player's character could either be killed by an enemy player, the game environment, a NPC or some monster in the game. As long as the game connects via internet, then this could happen as long as that connection is bad or "laggy".

This mainly occurs in overpopulated MMORPGs or games with otherwise bad internet connections that occur frequently, eg. RuneScape and Call of Duty 4.

Player 1: "WTF happend?! We were just about to win!"
Player 2: "Damn noob killed me because I lagged."
Player 3: "Dude, you were just owned by a 'death lag'!"

Death Lag by CCCLouds October 28, 2009

chat lag 

when you're in a chat room and it freezes so it looks like no one's talking, and suddenly you're bombarded with 3213535 messages all at once. this usually happens because your computer is either really slow or just on crack.

This chat lag is really ruining the effect of this internet orgy.

chat lag by that girl April 2, 2004