llama

Llama is a type of pistol that was originally known as Llama-Gabilondo y Cia SA, was a Spanish arms company founded in 1904 under the name Gabilondo and Urresti. It later became a trademarked name in 1932 and is revered for it's small size and large caliber for conceal and carry. It also means "flame" in Spanish.

"I got that drama, you don't want no problems
Dial up that llama, boy you know what it is" - T.I.

"No mercy, go Earthly, cock and make the llama sound" - Tech N9ne

by hammurai September 23, 2017

llama

Llama firearms. Spanish firearms company.

That's why I carry the Llama, ready at any given day to bury my honor. - Lil Wayne, Ridin

by dr0wn73ch February 23, 2017

I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands

Me too bro UGH

I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands

by Inni84 November 03, 2023

llama crawl

To scratch your butt and rub against the floor to relieve pelvic itching at the same time. Very difficult to perform effectively and requiring strong back muscles.

"Whoa did you see John llama crawling in the other room?"
"Yeah! That shit was impressive"
"Right?"

by FrooFroos July 06, 2014

llama shart

When a llama has a shartgasm all over people or fellow llama friends

That was a nasty llama shart and I got flipping soaked!!!!

by Bootyinyourface August 04, 2016

llama lassoing

A sexual act so disturbing that only the most filthy mongrels take part in. Random assortments of anal, masturbation, oral, and usually ends on a rusty hook.

I'm going to take part in the llama lassoing this weekend at camp, we'll go out back and destroy our eyes.

by Lovelylady93 August 09, 2019

llama invert

When one's knees are bent backwards, making it so that they can walk, as a llama walks.

Example #1:Young nigge got his knees llama inverted.
Example#2: Don't land stiff legged or your knees will llama invert.

by MAMS88 November 30, 2017