Sweaty lettuce

Really wet lettuce

That lettuce is so wet its sweaty lettuce

by Chicken Is Toast June 16, 2020

Five Finger Lettuce

Beating up a gay guy

I gave Ethan a Five Finger Lettuce all the way back to fucking london, mate.

by Northstar56 June 18, 2020

Devil's Lettuce

Marijuana

Sonja looks so high. I suspect that she's been smoking that devil's lettuce.

by NellenV. August 5, 2020

LETTUCE

A green dithered thing that screams at you and possibly drops disks along with that.

"Dude, this green thing just screamed at me and threw some disks on the ground."
"That was probably a LETTUCE."

by bmv/one August 12, 2020

Lettuce Spray

The act of spraying down a head of lettuce out of holy divinity with water or insecticides, or the act of requesting another person to do it for you out of some holy reverence.

"Please, in the name of God, lettuce spray before the insects get a hold of it or it dries out and wilts!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 8, 2023

Garage lettuce

Weed. The cannabis kind.

I had an ice cold bowl of garage lettuce just now.

by Jaker17 January 20, 2023

Soggy Lettuce

When a man finishes inside a female and the discharge drips down the lips of a female vagina.

Robert was out to lunch with Coleen, he smelled something strange and Coleen said, ‘I’m sorry about the smell I have soggy lettuce’.

by Nipple Knockers December 21, 2023