Lego Foot Massage

The ultimate form of self hate

Friend: Hey buddy, how are we feeling?
You: I want a Lego Foot Massage
Friend: Gosh Diddly Dang

by soupylego August 14, 2021

Lego

A deadly weapon for the foot to handle

Tim-steps on Lego

Tim-😩

by Da goat 69 December 11, 2022

Lego

Lego is a fun brick

Lego is good

by Opeope June 20, 2022

LEGO blocks

Tiny bricks that induce extreme amounts of pain when stepped on. When dumped on the ground in large quantities, they essentially create a barrier to bare feet.

"why are you crying, stepsis?"
"I stepped on LEGO blocks"

by youhavesucsessfullyturnedmeon July 9, 2023

pink lego

Pink Lego is when you dip your toes in boiling water then dock with an uncircumcised penis. To create the ultimate building blocks for love.

Boy: I think i have a blister on my tip from the pink lego I got last night.

Girl: Gonna go trim my toe nails and get a pot of water going. I'll see you in the bedroom for a pink lego!

by Tractor Ass November 24, 2013

Lego

A stack of mad cash so thick, it cannot be folded or bent.

Strip so good she got herself a lego

by Shrimpcocktail July 3, 2017