lap baby

Baby or child(ren) that doesn't take up a seat.

Does not need it's own solo chair.

Can sit on parent/guardian lap.
Does not count against seats sold or remaining.

Due to limited space, children will not be invited to this event. Exceptions of parents with a lap baby.

by MiaNickey April 20, 2015

lap log

A huge penis laying in your lap

"you ready to take this lap log!?"

by Jack mehoff April 28, 2015

pounding out laps

Pounding the pussy hard. Fucking your girls vagina hard until she cums

Bro, I was pounding out laps last night at the club.

by Ppuussssyy eeaatteerr December 4, 2016

Vic-tory lap

When one lady reaches down the front, and another reaches down the back and they join hand at the taint. They hold hands and it's nice ♥️

My girlfriend and I made a Vic-tory lap and now we're kinda gay 🌈

by Ashleezona April 12, 2019

National lap dance day

April 15th day where are you give Somebody a lap dance

Jj was in a chair and was given a lap dance from Ella on April 15th on national lap dance day

by iiammtayyy April 12, 2019

Happy Lap

The state of arousal of the reproductive organs, often obvious and embarrassing, especially for men.

"I sat and told Santa what I wanted for Christmas this year. He totally had Happy Lap!"

by qpkarl February 4, 2020

Lap line

The tan line people get in 2020 while working in the sun with their computers on their laps.

Wow, Judy must've been working hard these days. She has such a nice lap line!

by Post Nellone April 8, 2020