Ass-lancing

Something utterly annoying, irritating, and bothersome, all at the same time.

Ugh reality TV is ass-lancing.

by skittlesqueen February 20, 2003

the lance armstrong

the Lance Armstrong is when you sit on a girls face, grip her hair with both hands, and pedal her ears all while sticking one testicle in her mouth.

After I gave her the Lance Armstrong, she was speechless, unable to return any means of conversation!

by PhusionDev July 24, 2006

lance goodburger

a fake person on social networking pages (like myspace or facebook) used to boost numbers and make one appear more popular

'lance goodburger accepted your friend request'

by mrs goodburger March 31, 2009

lance

Generally referring to 7-consecutive Tour De France Champion and professional bicyclist, Lance Armstrong.

"I wonder who will win the tour this year now that Lance is done?"

by fogarty June 21, 2006

Lance Armstrong

The greatest cyclist that we have seen for a long time. Triathlete-turned cycling legend, was diagnosed with advanced testicular cancer at the age of 25, was only given a 40-50% chance to live, survived, and went on to win a record 7 Tours de France. He is now retired, but is still very much invovled in the cycling and cancer communities, and has his own foundation, the Lance Armstrong Foundation. He started the Livestrong wristbands and also has a Livestrong clothing line and a 10/2 clothing line (10/2=October 2, the day Lance was diagnosed) and a US dollar from each product sold goes to the LAF. An amazing human being, and we won't see someone like him for a long time to come.

Lance Armstrong is an eight year cancer survivor!

by LanceIsMyHero December 26, 2005

Lancelot

A mistaken reference for anything that happens to resemble actor Sean Connery.

Person 1: Oh! A west highland terrier! Look at his white beard! Let's call him Lancelot!

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: Because he looks like Sean Connery!

Person 2: ...but didn't Sean Connery play Arthur?

Person 1: ...Shut up

by WelcomeToYourVice June 3, 2009

Lancaster

A shitty town near Buffalo, NY. High school has little credibility in both sports and academics. Some times referred to as Heroin High because of the fairly recent drug overdoses in teens resulting in deaths.

Teen 1: Where do you go to school?
Teen 2: Lancaster

Teen 1: Awww man I'm sorry
Teen 2: Yeah I know we haven't had a sports title in years and i just lost my good buddy to an OD

by arocks4eva December 29, 2011