Keith Behrend

Another word for a Faggot (or sex offender) who lures little boys into his apartment using his oddly small chode and then proceeds to hypnotize them. Keith Behrend's are awful people with 3 inch dicks and asian boy fever.

Lucy: I was at the park with little Tommy the other day and a Keith Behrend abducted him using his wierd genitalia!

Todd: Ah Lucy don't worry he's just a faggot!

by timbone December 17, 2008

Keith Jackson

Keith Jackson means something real tough like A bad ass Marine . Something that wont break! Also a tight end in the 90s who played football for the Eagals.Also a famous football news caster!

It wont break because I put a Keith Jackson in it!

by 559er February 4, 2010

Keith Pappe

Someone who is very cool, awesome, friendly, smart, hot, not annoying, and a really nice person.

Damn! He's a real Keith Pappe!

by Walmart bear May 17, 2019

KeithyWeethy

THE GOD DAMN GOAT NO ONE STANDS CLOSE TO HIM LIKE HES JUST INCREDIBLE AT ANYTHING HE DOES IS PERFECT JUST LIKE HIM IN EVERY GOD DAMN WAY POSSIBLE AND HE SHOULD KNOW HE IS INCREDIBLE. ONLY PROBLEM IS HE HAS AN ACTUAL LIFE NOW AND I DONT GET TO SEE HIM. ITS HELLA WACK, BUT I GUESS SOMETIMES ITS HARD BEING THE GOAT ISNT IT? I WOULD NEVER KNOW BECAUSE OF HOW MUCH HE TRULY IS A GOD. HE DONT EVEN PLAY FOOTBALL ANYMORE YET STILL BE DOGGING THE SHIT OUT EVERYONE AND DIMING

KeithyWeethy is the goat

by Vendercoin January 25, 2020

keitwon

Good for ya soul!, Good lookin, Gives good sex , always want attention, attractive, catch feelings quick, Just eat eem up if he feeling sad or mad.

#Keitwon

The best nigga you’ll ever have bitch!

by Keitwon June 7, 2021

Keito

A common name used for biracial people who tend to be italian and japanese. It is usually the name of a male who has brown wavy hair and pretty eyes. Keito is really sweet and has great humour but will most likely die from choking on a Turger. Keito will also unfortunately make you laugh so much after his face turns bright red from the Turger choke, that you too will die from asphyxiation or suffocation. However when you realize that he is actually on the verge of death, you will have to invade his private space by giving him the heimlich maneuver.

In all seriousness he's a great guy:)

"how did Keito die? "
"obviously from a Turger"

by Your truly, Swagalish December 6, 2021

Keith

A large burly man with patchy hair and a scruffy beard. In the winter can be found wearing a Kelly green Eagles Jersey or a Notre Dame hoodie. In the summer months he can be seen wearing xtra long basketball shorts and an off white colored wife beater and drinking a Bud Light.

Bro, I went to the Eagles game and got attacked by a group of Keiths.

by kieps31 March 3, 2023