Keep It Together

A phrase uttered when a person(s) is trying extremely hard to not laugh at an inappropriate time.

DoritoBag!Wildcat: *Turns around, making the sound of a crinkling bag of doritos as he does so*

*Everyone else absolutely loses it*

(Attempt 2)

*Wildcat does the same thing as before*

Wildcat: ALRIGHT MEN! We've been stuck on this god forsaken planet... *shakes bag* FOR FAR TOO LONG!

*Vanoss starts snickering*

Wildcat: ...Keep it together, guys!

*Everyone starts laughing*

Wildcat: We're gonna keep doing this until it's not even remotely funny anymore.

by Ubeenbamboozledson January 1, 2022

Keep it lit

Commonly used in the the Bay Area meaning to be honest or honestly but with more swag

John: Brah, I studied so hard for that math test!
Matt: That's whats up. Keep it lit, I didn't study at all.

by Golfwizzang April 20, 2011

keep calm and chive on

keep calm and chive on -

It is a modification of the phrase Keep calm and carry on that was a saying in England saying from 1939 and still used their today so all the mentalist that say The chive invented it are wrong.

Miles- keep calm and chive on

Peter- no it keep calm and carry on

by A PersonWhoKnowWhatItRealMeans November 25, 2013

keep the change

Term for a person swallowing cum while performing oral sex on a man.

Guy 1: Brenda blew me last night.
Guy 2: Did she keep the change?
Guy 1: Of couse! She always swallows!

by B TOWN BALLER January 8, 2008

Keep it Up

Sarcastic phrase used when one really wants to say something like shove off, fuck off, eat shit, kick rocks, go to hell or simply stop.

Keep it up, we'll see how far that gets you.

by PineappleJuice April 27, 2015

keep it wolf

it means to stay cool.
it was originated by the bassist of the band "the red chord".

"hey man you just moshed my face off....keep it wolf."
"no i dont need to fight yo black ass...i keep it wolf."

by Pat Wahl October 16, 2005

keep walking

said to somebody walking past a group of teenagers, like in a confrontation.

(little year 9 walks past)
oh yh, keep walking!

by madlad69 July 25, 2018