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kneescow 

1 (noun) The proper word to use when describing a person of dark complexion when in their presence or public.

2 (noun) The name for a bovine creature with an exponential number of locomotive jointed appendages growing from any point of its body.
1
Me: Hey, Zack. Look at that Kneescow not having a job or a father.

Zack: Yeah, he also accidentally got some cotton in his fried chicken and Kool Aid

2
Me: That is a beautiful Kneescow over there. Look at all of those legs.

Joobus: It sure is a sight to see. Its beauty perplexes my human mind by the sheer number of knees and appendages while lacking Phalanges Digits
kneescow by TastyLeprechaun July 6, 2014
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KneeShot 

1. noun ; a proverbial god and patron saint of all assaultmen, destroyer of all armored vehicles in the entire world.

2. verb ; to utilize a shoulder-fired rocket-launcher, missile-launcher, or recoiless-rifle to engage and destroy an armored vehicle in a skillful manner.
1. KneeShot is love, KneeShot is life, all praise KneeShot.

2. Yo, I'm gonna KneeShot that BTR
KneeShot by Volddenschmorty June 16, 2020
A game kind of like Buzz. Get in a group of 3 or more people and start counting. But instead of counting numbers you say 'Keeshwa'. Every either multiple of 7, or number that has 7 in it you say the number. And when you say the number it goes the opposite way. Every time people mess up they get out of the game.
Keeshwa Keeshwa Keeshwa Keeshwa Keeshwa Keeshwa 7 (opposite direction) Keeshwa Keeshwa Keeshwa Keeshwa Keeshwa Keeshwa 14 ( opposite direction) Keeshwa Keeshwa 17.... and so on...
keeshwa by Melissa and Tj July 4, 2008

Kneecapitate 

1) the removal of one's knee by injury caused by an outside source.

2) to cause pain and discomfort to one's knee, kneecap, or area of the knee by use of force or removal.

3) a threat of bodily harm upon an opponent.

Also known as: kneecapitated and kneecapitation
The room was so small that I didn't sit in the chair because I would have kneecapitated the girl behind me.

He made me so mad, I wanted to kneecapitate him!

If you don't pay me by Friday, I'm gonna have my cousin, Guido kneecapitate you.

While practicing in my karate class, I was able to teach the students about kneecapitation when defending themselves.
Kneecapitate by dirastac March 27, 2011

Knee-nuts 

Adjective: So hot that your nuts hang down to your knees.
Emily: Is it bad out? I checked the weather and they said it's 103 degrees.

Jeff: Yeah, it's knee-nuts hot out there.
Knee-nuts by M.Blur July 22, 2012

Knee-Horse 

The protective layer of pillow that can be found between extra knobby-knees.
The Knee-Horse is the horse that sits between your knees at night and you ride it through your dreams!!
Knee-Horse by BEEBEE December 7, 2013

Knee Cracker 

I squish Celeste in my knee cracker.

My knee cracker is very hairy.

The hair in my knee cracker won't come off when I shave!

My knee cracker is very sweaty. It makes a farting sound when I squish it.
Knee Cracker by avacado113 July 6, 2016