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Butt Face Killer

A person that has a face that looks like a butt and is very violent. Their face (which is a butt crack) holds a knife that they bring out to kill. He also walks around not knowing where he is going due to his butthole being his eye. After the kill, he goes to the bathroom to drop a fat nuke.
Watch out for the Butt Face Killer is walking around so keep your distance or he will kill and drop a fat nuke.
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Nina the killer 

Nina the killer is a killer and is a girl version of Jeff the killer and the both say "GO TO SLEEP" before killing there victim
Nina the killer: *is in your room*
y/n: *is sleeping*
Nina the killer: GO TO SLEEP *kills you*

Erection Killer 

Any situation that immediately kills ones desire to have sex.
Bob: "Hey Tim have you met John's sister yet?"
Tim; "No."
Bob; "She looks like John with tits"
Tim; "Ugh!"
Bob; " Yep she's a real erection killer."

The names in this story were changed to protect the guilty. It's based on an real conversation that happened many years ago.

flow killer 

An object, typically a person, that ruins (kills) the mood of those around it.
Often is awkward and doesn't have much self-confidence nor "swag".
Creates an uneasy environment to be in.
Typically does not mesh well with the opposite sex, quite the opposite, actually.
Always making comments that completely throw off everyone's groove.
Party tonight out with the guys going hard, please don't invite flow killer.
flow killer by Sick of flow killers December 10, 2010

status killer 

A less popular person commenting on somebody's status causing an end to any conversation going on in the status.
Keith: My status was going awesome then Donald commented on it

Bernard: he is such a status killer

Kurt Cobain's killer 

A whore-able person named Courtney Love.
Don't know who Kurt Cobain's killer is?

read Love and Death: The murder of Kurt Cobain
&go to
www.justiceforkurt.com

Cereal Killer 

A person who takes an inappropriate amount of milk from the carton for his own satisfactory, leaving a very small ounce of milk inside the carton, not thinking of the others who live in the household.

By doing so, the next person who has a desire for cereal, pours the leftover milk into his cereal bowl, leaving an uneven bowl of milk and cereal.

It is basically the person, or cereal killer, leaves a small amount of milk, and someone else attempts to eat cereal, but is instead left with little milk and a lot of cereal, blaming the suspect.
Steve: Hey, you alright? Did you eat any breakfast?

Jake: No, man, it was because of that cereal killer,

Craig.

Steve: Don't worry, dude, you're not alone. You're not the only person who lives with a cereal killer. I live with one, too.