Anal Disc Jockey

A person who listens to weird music while getting pounded in the ass.

"Why did you leave me"? "Because your a fucking anal disc jockey. Duh!"

by neas tnek November 27, 2009

Sausage Jockey

shit stubber

by Anonymous March 22, 2003

cock jockey

One who rides a cock like a jockey rides a horse. Usually used between teenage males to signify being a dick, a dumbass,or to let someone know that they're acting faggy.

Man, that Joe is a real cock jockey! I asked him if a could borrow five bucks and he called me a douche and walked off. Must be that time of the month!

or

Did you see Caitlin today? What a cock jockey! I wouldn't mind puttin' one through her!

by the big sleaze November 8, 2008

cock jockey

someone who rides alot of dick

Ed Espinoza is a cock jockey

by spiffy spleaf April 20, 2004

Jonker

Anthing, refers to a noun. Also can be a celery joint.

You are a dirty jonker!
What the jonk are you doing?
I need the hook up on some jonk!

by Timmy from the Streets October 9, 2003

cock jockey

The jockey of cock can sometimes be a gay man who doth ride the scepter of another man.

But is also Brighton slang for someone (male or female) who is to be derrided and looked on as a person of poor social substance.

"Man, don't be such a cock jockey, next you'll be telling me you like Good Charlotte"

by Tmacb May 21, 2005

Joskey

An unintelligent, simple, poorly dressed and dirty person born and raised in the contry, AKA a farmer.

"yo, what the hell is that guy in that big ass dirty truck thing?"

"that's a joskey in his tractor"

by Marc Adams July 29, 2007