Substitute for "mother fucker" at times when the latter may seem overused or too expected. Works best when juxtaposed with at least one word of improper English. Usually heard spoken by Burger King night porters, Borders employees and bus drivers.
by Mark J-Rok December 24, 2008
Get the mother joner mug.Businessman: *looking at him like he doesn't have money because he is black* Sir, we are going to have a large upfront cash investment....
Motherfucker Jones: *drops sack of cash on table* I'll take 3
Dude 1: Yeah, I don't have the money to pay you
Dude 2: I'll take that watch, then
Dude 1: Motherfucker Jones!
Motherfucker Jones: *drops sack of cash on table* I'll take 3
Dude 1: Yeah, I don't have the money to pay you
Dude 2: I'll take that watch, then
Dude 1: Motherfucker Jones!
by theartistformerlyknownasyang February 16, 2015
Get the Motherfucker Jones mug."God Joe must have been really happy at the concert. He had a huge Joner" "Well he's surrounded by tons of beautiful girls"
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Get the Joner mug.A Christian university in South Carolina known mostly for it's former policy of banning interracial dating.
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Get the Bob Jones University mug.a casual blowing of the male reproductive organs. Normally performed by a whore who hasnt known her "partner" for longer than 30 seconds.
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