Jewish Shower

A Jewish Shower can be defined as a person only cleaning their face and their crotch with wet wipes or the like.

"Hey you're not that dirty, go and take a Jewish Shower"
"Alright, I'll be quick"

by droop_1_snoot December 13, 2019

black jewish

African Americans who claim to be the real jews

Im a african american jew

by Awele July 31, 2005

Jewish Instant Messaging (JIM)

A instant messaging system used by jewish people to communicate through heads so that goys cannot understand or attempt to interprate the conversation. Similar to AIM or Aol Instant Messaging.

Abraham looked across the commons at Sallie and was "Jewish Instant Messaging (JIM)" her as she walked towards the tables. Johnny, the preachers son had no idea what they were saying, but gee I guess he did have a comb-over that day.

by Fekakta October 25, 2009

Jewish Kid

a kid who gets bullied

Hey look at the kid getting beat up, i'm going to help him. oh wait he is a Jewish Kid

by #christian April 1, 2019

Jewish Gas Chamber

A sexual position when a girl goes ass to mouth to the guy , and the guy holds her head while he farts in her face.

Yo man i smoked so much tree last night so i gave my girl the jewish gas chamber

by That kid Dan From Philly May 19, 2008

jewish hooker

jewish hooker means a girl with a longg nose. and is as tall as big bird jr. and walks the street hoping that someone will pick them up so they can get paid. they all look alike (big bird sr. and big bird jr.) all jewish hookers look the same. most men love jewish hookers.

jewish hookers is someone who looks like a big bird with a long nose, brown eyes and long hair like a hippy. they love there sex.

by adlkjalejfedfa October 22, 2006

jewish skills

Usually used by my friends in ATL to mean bad at sports, usually at Basketball. For example:

You just missed two layups. You've really got some Jewish skills.

by David January 15, 2005