Jamaican Flash Bang

When a Caribbean guy cums in a white girls eyes causing her to be unable to see for at least 5 seconds.

"Last night was wild, I hooked up with this dude and he gave me a Jamaican flash bang".

by The Jamaican man 50% August 5, 2024

Jamaican Bobsled

The act of using toilet paper to “bobsled” your turd into the water so it does not leave a shit stain.

Brandon-You know sometimes you gotta Jamaican Bobsled it on the toilet
Mike- WTF is that?!
Brandon- You know, when you use toilet paper to bobsled your shit into the water so it doesn’t leave a stain. Then you sing the song”
Mike- There’s a fucking song?
Brandon- You know, from Cool Runnings”

by Butt Fucker 3000 August 16, 2024

Jamaican bubblebath

When two or more individual(s) drink laxatives and defecate in a bathtub half filled with water

“Later on me and bob are going to have a Jamaican bubblebath”
“Sounds good, can i join in? I haven’t had a shit in days”

by Goonmasted52 April 13, 2025

jamaican sunburn

when one rubs their genitalia on a woman's face, til it turns red and irritable.

i just gave my girl a jamaican sunburn last night, and i like almost peed on her too.

by ddoubled's April 29, 2025

Jamaican Corn

The act of eating Jamaican Cuisine, then later shitting out your poop that contains undigested corn chunks, which are then extracted from the poop and eaten separately as a homemade snack.

Our group was robbed of all our money on our vacation in Jamaica, so I suggested we all shit out our dinner from last night so we can have some free and delicious Jamaican Corn.

by Ben284 May 9, 2025

Jamaican fish bowl

Jamaican fish bowl is when you pee in a girls mouth and she swallows it this can not be done from distance or else it will be classified as a shower.

Jayden: Yo what did you guys do last night?
Ethan: i quenched her thirst last night
Jayden: Gatorade
Ethan: nah Jamaican fish bowl

by SchnitzelMan May 21, 2025

Jamaican Jamaican

When two people are fighting and someone steps in and attacks one of the two for no particular reason

Person 1 "Shut the fuck up im not giving you brownies"
Person 2 "Yes you will, you touched my pecker you owe me"
Person 3"Jamaican Jamaican!" *pinch*
Person 1 "GOD DAMNOT STOP JAMAICAN JAMAICAN ME"

by Bigblackstalenuts73 April 15, 2024