Jake

A guy that thinks he is good at everything. Usually tries to get girls but never works out. They think they are better than everyone but it gets them no where. The kinda guy that gets beat up. Jakes usual suck at sports and get shamed in front of everyone then just go home or leave. Don't belong on the top of the group, belong more toward the bottom where the scrubs are.

1. Man poor Jake, I feel so bad for him.

1. Man that kid is such a jake, he probably doesn't have any friends.

2. Yo I just beat up this loser, I think his name was Jake.

3. Man poor Jake, I feel so bad for him.

by Jake toolman June 17, 2018

Jake

A perverted freak who talks about getting girls but has never actually kissed one

eee it's jake

by DDew56 July 12, 2019

Jake

Jake is a nice cool heartwarming person. Half insane and half loving everyone loves it. Super good at cuddling and always ready for a hug. Loves animals and will have all the girls surrounding him. Amazing musician loves the string instruments and piano. Has many friends and no one is surprised if he is dancing or screaming in a store or restaurant. Sometimes annoying well most of the time but people some how get attached to it.

Jake is insane

by YoyoItzJakeOnly August 18, 2017

Jake

A jake is usually a bit of a nonce, likes to shit on any surface and likes to talk about sex

That dude wouldn't stop talking about kids
Yeah he's a jake

by Creampie mpie nonce January 20, 2019

Jakes

A gang related term used to describe the law enforcement force

Yo Ronnie those jakes are creepin

by Yxng_meme_lord March 24, 2019

jake

I really do wonder if he thinks he is cool. A dick most of the time and copies peoples jokes

Bruh that was such a Jake move

by Black man in the dark May 30, 2018

Jake

Sexy and cute type he is always in a good mood and takes crap from no one.
He is aldo a person that will suceed in life such as being a actor or music producer

Girl 1: man i need to find a boyfriend
Girl 2:how about a jake

by 123man456man August 12, 2017