The act of crushing plans by being a "no guy." Everyone's all hyped until that one guy pulls a ralph job and ruins everything.
by YesManAlsoFuckRalph November 14, 2017
Get the ralph jobmug. by brototype1012 March 26, 2010
Get the web jobmug. The act of yanking a man's cock while wearing boxing gloves.
This largely unrecognized and under-appreciated variation of a handjob was initially practiced in the middle ages. Historians postulate the glove was a preventative measure practiced by dukes, earls, and serfs alike who would coerce lepors with low self-esteem to choke the chicken. The glove was required because it was believed that leprosy was transmitted via human contact.
**UPDATE**
In March of 2020 the glove job reentered public consciousness due to CDC finding that the SARS-2, CoVid-19 virus was most easily spread via hand-genital contact. Early studies indicate 56% of North Americans over the age of 18 have participated in 1-5 glove jobs while 44% 6 or greater. 86% of adults have reported engaging in masturbatory glove jobs because they saw a Facebook post about President Trump mentioning the glove job's effectiveness in halting the spread of the virus.
Of note, the dramatic uptick in glove jobs resulted in early PPE shortages across the continent and did not abate until 13 year old, Henry Wilkins, began experimenting with condoms ("To practice for the real thing."), and realized what we as a society had known all along, that is, that the condom IS the glove. His Youtube rant went viral and the PPE shortage suddenly disappeared. A statue of Henry, presented in the moment of his epiphany, was erected in front of numerous CoVid-19 care facilities. He will no doubt be a national hero for decades to cum.
This largely unrecognized and under-appreciated variation of a handjob was initially practiced in the middle ages. Historians postulate the glove was a preventative measure practiced by dukes, earls, and serfs alike who would coerce lepors with low self-esteem to choke the chicken. The glove was required because it was believed that leprosy was transmitted via human contact.
**UPDATE**
In March of 2020 the glove job reentered public consciousness due to CDC finding that the SARS-2, CoVid-19 virus was most easily spread via hand-genital contact. Early studies indicate 56% of North Americans over the age of 18 have participated in 1-5 glove jobs while 44% 6 or greater. 86% of adults have reported engaging in masturbatory glove jobs because they saw a Facebook post about President Trump mentioning the glove job's effectiveness in halting the spread of the virus.
Of note, the dramatic uptick in glove jobs resulted in early PPE shortages across the continent and did not abate until 13 year old, Henry Wilkins, began experimenting with condoms ("To practice for the real thing."), and realized what we as a society had known all along, that is, that the condom IS the glove. His Youtube rant went viral and the PPE shortage suddenly disappeared. A statue of Henry, presented in the moment of his epiphany, was erected in front of numerous CoVid-19 care facilities. He will no doubt be a national hero for decades to cum.
i went home with this chick last night and noticed she had crazy man hands so i begged for a glove job so i wouldnt be so grossed out
by camusus July 2, 2020
Get the glove jobmug. by flute September 11, 2019
Get the Nice jobmug. The delicate art of cumming in ones own mouth and yelling for the "Maga losers" before holding your mouth open for the feeding.
by Peter Schlongberg July 27, 2023
Get the Jimi Jobmug. I gave that slutty girl from work a ride home a couple times last week. She in-turn gave me a thank job.
The pilot had a heart attack and i had to land the plane. I got a hundred thank jobs from the passengers. I gave each one one of them a shot of you're welcome on their face.
The pilot had a heart attack and i had to land the plane. I got a hundred thank jobs from the passengers. I gave each one one of them a shot of you're welcome on their face.
by WarewolfKarateRobot October 22, 2009
Get the thank jobmug. Unscrupulous act of deliberately destroying a business or property, typically by fire, in order to reclaim its (often fraudulently inflated) value from an insurance policy.
See also: Brexit, fire sale.
See also: Brexit, fire sale.
by Professor Arsegarp November 25, 2020
Get the insurance jobmug.