Diaper Shoes

Large, white sneakers worn by Middle Aged women, often clown-like in appearance.

Person 1: "Wow, check out Mary's new shoes. It looks like her feet are wearing diapers!"
Person 2: "Word. Those are some fly looking diaper shoes.

by Shockererer November 7, 2016

Orthodox Shoe

A Jewish man that never changes his shoes.

There goes the Rabbi, and he's wearing the same orthodox shoe as always.

by Homonopoly champ June 5, 2011

Shoe-hack

One who can count properly (1,2,twee,4,5,double twee,7,8), is in the twee squad, and is authorized to purify people’s souls. It’s a profession. Alternate spelling- Shoo-hak.

Pronounced Shoooo-ha-ck

I wanna be a shoe-hack when I grow up!

by Vlet, Elk, and Belhop February 3, 2019

promise shoe

a shoe that you give someone giving them your love. like a promise ring but more loving because it is like cinderella.

you give someone you really love and want to marry a promise shoe

by Catherine Broddy May 23, 2020

track shoes

when you send a picture of your genitals to one of your friends

hey man you wana see my track shoes

by bigdicksally February 3, 2012

goomba shoe

The act of taking off one's shoe during sexual intercourse, pooping into the shoe, putting it back on, and stomping repeatedly onto your partner's (usually male) genitalia.

Person 1: "Hey Matt, did your girl give you the goomba shoe last night?"
Person 2: "Yeah man it was crazy!"

by jroller420 October 27, 2022

Shoe girl

A hot girl that lives life to the fullest and has lots and lots of shoes

My sister: omg did you buy another pair of heels? You have like 100 already!
Me: of course I did and I won't stop till I have 365!
My sister: (jealous) you are such a shoe girl

Me: but I'm not a shoe freak like coco austin!

by Glamazoncollette March 12, 2023