Drunk Painting

When a person decides it would be funny to get drunk and then decides to paint a picture. Usually ends up on the floor or paint on the floor.

There have been few cases of drunk painters drinking all the paint - mistaking it for alchohol - But that resulted in a trip to a hospital.

Some artists have created their best pieces of work whilst drunk because their emotions are so definate and decided they have crazy ideas to paint.
John: Owwww, my tummy and my head hurts
Kenny: were you doing some more Drunk painting's again?
John: Maybe...But that doesnt explain why my tummy hurts....
Kenny: *thinks*
John: oh kenny, were you at my house last night?
Kenny: nooo.......why?
John: Because all my paints are nearly empty but my actual painting doesn't have much paint on it, and there's none anywhere else...
Kenny: Oh dear, you haven't drank it all have you, I had a freind called bob once and he had to go to hospital because he drank all the red paint.
John: Crap.
by o iop June 04, 2009
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Clown Paint

Clown paint is the period blood left on a persons face after going down on a chick who is on her period...
Dude 1: Dude...you got some clown paint on your upper lip!
Dude 2: Ya...old Suzzie forgot to tell me that aunt flo was visiting last night...I thougt something was wrong when it tasted metalic.
by Chubbs Lang March 06, 2010
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Paint Bomb

Paint bomb- When super amazing sophomores decorate a car with all the car paint they can find. It usually evolves lots and lots of polka dots.
At the 5k the sophomores paint bombed the car.
by Paint Bomber October 02, 2010
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paint job

to cum all over your lovers face
my chick was giving me head last night and then i gave her a paint job :
by nklhiufl676 October 23, 2007
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Finger Painting

1.v. To play with sperm preferably your own. Moving it with your index finger in swirly patterns. One could also write or draw pictures with it.
1. Me and Jonny whacked each other off last night and got on some finger painting.
by FPTop100 June 15, 2009
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War Paint

getting menstrual blood on your face and having it look like war paint
by adadicktome August 11, 2011
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