face spackle

male ejaculate that ends up on a partners face, either intentionally or accidentally.

I put enough face spackle on her to sheetrock and wall.

by jimb0ne January 18, 2012

menu face

1. A straight face, usually scary. Implies a negative thought toward whoever is being looked at. Sometimes used humorously amongst a group or groups of people.

He gave the man a menu face. Obviously he didn't like his joke.

by raptroes February 12, 2010

Chug Face

An individual, though outwardly blue, who takes life by the tube and drinks with his head to the sky, or till he's too high.

The mayor of Clown Town gave Chug Face the funnel to the city in hopes that he could do what the mayor had always dreamed.

by woodchuggchugg December 4, 2010

Library Face

A library face is defined as someone who appears to be an avid library visitor. This phrase is intentionally vague for people to interpret it how they want. A person with a library face is often annoying and lacks women.

"Have you seen that tiktok guy who plays Valorant? He has such a library face"

by RobloxEggHatcherSimulator December 21, 2021

e-face

The face you pull when you've popped a few too many pills, usually involving gurning, teeth clenching and raised eyebrows.

Beth: Jon's e-face last night was priceless.

by comatoes July 15, 2007

Howard face

To appear goofy in a picture example. Shut rolled eyes. Tongue partially out and lips "like a duck"

Man at the bar last night every girl I took a picture with did the Howard face. What the hell. They ruin everything!

by clubdining November 13, 2009

Crunch Face

The cute face people (usually female) make to express happiness. Usually the person making the crunch face will close their eyes and smile with their mouth closed. The emoticon "^-^" represents the crunch face.

I made a crunch face when he started cuddling me because it made me feel all warm and tingly.

by meepermatson July 9, 2011